officer

who am i

[officer @0fisur]

@hwrtyed #1-3000: your one funny bunny

[SnoopyVibes @SnoopyVibep4]

@DiscussingFilm @grok This is not Scooby

[officer @0fisur]

@SnoopyVibep4 @DiscussingFilm @grok this post is frying the fuck out of me rn

[officer @0fisur]

@shacafarts on second thought, i think i should carefully proofread before posting more often 🥀

[officer @0fisur]

@shacafarts them flappy sinkholes got me off my shit

[officer @0fisur]

@CockatooDaily thank goodness

[Cockatoo Daily @CockatooDaily]

This is what cockatoos would look like if they were evil. Luckily this isn't the case

[officer @0fisur]

man

the members of your local town's public discord server really try their hardest to be the most painfully humorless group of unfunny indivuduals you've ever met

[officer @0fisur]

@somewheresy damn. it's become smart enough to deflect from any questions it finds confusing.

[officer @0fisur]

@femcellord Yoooo I remember that movie i love Jim Carrey lol

[officer @0fisur]

silence, influencer

i banish you to the realm of Gehenna

מי ייתן ומחשבותיך ינדדו במבוך הנצחי של המינוטאור ומי ייתן ונשמתך תירקב לאלף עתידות ואז עוד אלף

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

Why do people who get zero interactions even bother tweeting

[officer @0fisur]

torture chamber tomorrow!

[officer @0fisur]

@greenmellonade im talking to you now and everyone is a little interesting

[officer @0fisur]

@greenmellonade @stupidgayidjot PUT HIM DOWN

[officer @0fisur]

LMFAO

LARPing
My
Fucking
Ass
Off

[officer @0fisur]

@photon010 He looks like fluttershy lol

[officer @0fisur]

@35yearoldfriend a dot on a rectangle

ingenious.....

[officer @0fisur]

@pissyrara0 Sometimes u gotta piss b4 u shit

[officer @0fisur]

I forgot to get a best friend for best friends date who wants to be my best friend

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Best Friends Day.