Taz Newman

An outlet for a disgruntled sports fan. Mets, Rhode Island Rams, Wolverhampton Wanderers, and other random musings.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

there's no way he can do it...unless he puts on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen

[Tom Dutton @TomDutty]

🚨 BREAKING: Crisis-stricken Palace turn to familiar face

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@zachaustin_uri @TReiss32 @TeishaHyman @RhodyWBB @RhodySportsNet Would love to hear about how Komara is adjusting to an increased role. How has she progressed over these past few weeks, and what's the next step for her?

[Taz Newman @0foralifetime]

@thechosentv Sure, season premieres and finales are great, but hardcore fans know to watch out for Episode 3.

[Underwhelming Facts @QuiteWhelming]

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the Solar System.

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Shakespeare's best (and strangest) insults, a thread:

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@matthewcerrone @mikepiazza31 I don't see how letting him go to the Marlins for a week first will help, Matt.

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@zachaustin_uri @TReiss32 @MadisonHattix @Say_Lassiter03 @RhodyWBB Madison: this weekend's matchup at VCU is the textbook definition of a trap game. What can you do, as a team leader and former VCU player, to help make sure that the squad is up for the challenge?

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@zachaustin_uri @TReiss32 @maybball_ @RhodyWBB Coaches: The last two games have both resulted in narrow victories with nervy moments, but the reasons for the fine margins were very different. How does the messaging/coaching after a game like GMU differ from that after a game like SJU?

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@TimSpiers Tim, I'm beginning to think that this poor first half thing is your fault. #wwfc #thfc

[rich @rich_roberts]

Imagine the crew chief feeling Joe’s ear and then showing a shiny new quarter in his hand. Would have been an October moment to remember.

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@NathanJudah It seems that we've been worse in the second half than in the first in each match this season. Bruno is not keeping up with his opposition in making adjustments.

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@rianjohnson Darn. Was really hoping for SPOONS IN

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@TimSpiers This New York Mets/Wolves/Beatles fan greatly appreciates your analogy, sir.

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@RhodyRampage Ideal result for @RhodyWBB - let's hope for a routine win for VCU playing against the fatigued 12 seed tomorrow so that the southern Rams can be as fresh as possible for Dayton on Saturday.

[Jerome Adams @JeromeAdamsMD]

IMO @CDCgov guidance needed more emphasis on:

Boosters- now our best remaining protection against spread - and US levels are woefully inadequate

N95 masks (vs just “masking”) for vulnerable

Upstream predictors like wastewater vs lagging indicators like hospitalization…

[Jerome Adams @JeromeAdamsMD]

Todays IDK who needs to hear this:

If your battle cry against vaccinations and boosters is “What about Israel?!”, you might want to find a better example than a country whose case fatality rates are 1/4th and deaths per 100k are 1/3rd of the US.

What about Israel indeed…🤔

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@KenJennings @DCpierson Except in the gender-flipped Shaun Cassidy cover! (Which I think I discovered through one of your Tuesday Trivias [RIP])

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@TimSpiers Much preferred the black cat delay at Everton to this