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hmm send tweet

[Rylee @femceldrainer]

I want Mexico to win the World Cup because I believe in love

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

IM TRYING OUT BEING EVIL FOR A CHANGE JUST TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[kev @NBACouchside]

Just getting this out of the way:

No, the Oklahoma City Thunder don't have a "right to exist."

[abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 @theduskykitchen]

victor wembanyama it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

I will be rooting for San Antonio in the WCF

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

jesus cast in new testament

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

its Why Did I Do That Wednesday

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

computa make it stop

[rio @dior333rio]

why are you 30 and pissing me off

[K, MBA @urfavSpecialK]

Shave your big toe girl we’re going to Miami

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

god and jesus playing bible

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Nicole Kidman tells Las Culturistas she has never once in her entire life woken up in a bad mood:

“I was born that way”

[seiya @systole_]

every spring it feels like i’m living life again for the first time

[ᴀᴅʀɪɪᴀɴ ⋆.☾⭒.˚ @gaydriian_]

you bitches could never dim my whimsy

[iva 🪆 @angelicdeed]

having a biblical desire to go dancing

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

i believe the city of Dallas is Inherently Evil

[bunny @fadedbunny]

it is another night in girl world and i am high doing yoga

[wilfre @Wilfreyy]

Mi gente Little Monsters