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[K @0h_tuck]

picture of my #WednesdayMotivation face 💋💪 time to #workout 🙆‍♀️

[Holly_Quinn @holly_hjk]

@0h_tuck CURTAINS

[K @0h_tuck]

When @holly_hjk leaves her kids at their grents once in a blue moon & you wake up naked with a cut on your hand from a toy truck needing stitches & your best friend yelling what the hell happened, also naked, on the opposite end of the trailer #fearnodanger #mydrunkstory

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny or embarrassing drinking story and tag it with #MyDrunkStory. Could be on the show!

[K @0h_tuck]

apparently i have to use this one since no one likes my new account 😣😣😣

[K @0h_tuck]

it's sad when you can trust a stranger, but you can't trust your "best friend" ... apparently a new best friend is needed.

[K @0h_tuck]

SMH

[K @0h_tuck]

none of my friends will follow me to my new account 😭 #loserproblems

[dori @kerlerterker]

i used to be @0h_tuck 🙊#newme

[K @0h_tuck]

seriously though guys, follow me on my new account @kerlerterker so i can follow you back. to infinity & beyond!

[K @0h_tuck]

please quit posting videos of you pleasuring yourself. i'd prefer to type in a porn site & masturbate the old fashioned way, thank you very much. you're making this way too personal.

[K @0h_tuck]

it's kind of nice that my neighbor wakes up & smokes his morning bowl as i'm about to go to sleep after work every morning. oh, the soothing sound of another human hacking up a lung. it lulls me to sleep.

[K @0h_tuck]

i thought that daniel radcliffe's asshole would for sure make me Twitter famous... i fail to be a people pleaser, yet again.

[K @0h_tuck]

i drew the card "daniel radcliffe's delicious asshole" in a game of cards against humanity. of course i had to set it as the background of my new Twitter account.

[K @0h_tuck]

i know you're probably not into younger girls, who only have one college degree & bartend... & i know you're probably not into online proposals... so, will you be my bff @SethMacFarlane ?

[K @0h_tuck]

please do follow my new account! it's so much better than this one! (nudges with elbow)

✨ @kerlerterker ✨

[K @0h_tuck]

none of my followers followed me to my fresh account 😲 @kerlerterker 😭

[K @0h_tuck]

FOLLOW MY NEW ACCOUNT

👇👇👇

@kerlerterker

💋

[K @0h_tuck]

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