dennis quaid

professional skeptic

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

life lately

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

why can’t hot sauce love me back

[ﹺ @ovejitalina]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

america is embarrassing

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

@TaylorMcChaney

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

i’m thinking about animatronics

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

fireworks are boring

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

can i come over and do this

[trash jones @jzux]

"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

sorry boss i can’t work i’m too busy telling all my friends why i think taylor swifts new album sounds like the music u hear over the speakers while looking through a rack of $12 shirts at the department store

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

the feminine urge to bash your head into a wall everytime you think

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

my hormones are bullying me

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

@drSheriffCops 🛁 🤤

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

very fixated on jacob elordi rn much like the rest of the world

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

closing out 2023 with the most supportive friends ever 💙

[tom scavo hate account @shreknado]

i’m in love with everyone’s silly little spotify wrapped’s show me more

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

@AlexTheAight @nicolewboyce ME omg i feel seen

[dennis quaid @0hgabby]

@InternetH0F can i interest you in everything all of the time

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

the sopranos is unrealistic because no one’s dad actually goes to therapy