Beer&PotNoodles

StageTechnician & Automation Tech/Touring Tech Footloose & JerseyBoys International Tour /Snapchat- ItsJustPaddy / Also on Instagram- pxddyhxil/

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Is it just me, or does @realDonaldTrump look like a scrotum in a wind tunnel?

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@Stormzy1 mate, I'm doing footloose.. come down and watch get your boy @JmeBBK

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@darrenadam I work in theatre, and I've heard through the older people from different theatres that they're now redundant due to automation

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Walks into Tesco to buy some snacks. Walks out with Xbox one and beard trimmer... I need self control

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Nah but in all seriousness, kinda gonna miss everyone...

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So I'll be back in London tomorrow, starting a two year international tour... lord gimme strength 😂

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@networkrail @ScotRail the person was on the tracks. Crossed from platform 19 to 20

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@ScotRail @networkrail to avoid a conversation with me so I stopped him and actually had to make him look

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@ScotRail @networkrail platform 20,and the member of staff was the slowest walker and most disinterested in what I was saying. Even tried...

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@ScotRail @networkrail I've just departed from the 1900 Edinburgh to London kings x so about 10 minutes ago... the young boy was going to...

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@networkrail @ScotRail train staff, I've never met anyone less interested in the safety of their passengers.. and you hire these people?

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@networkrail @ScotRail next time I see an intocicated young person crossing the tracks at Edinburgh Waverley I won't tell your unconcerned..

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@Karamos_e it took me a minute to get it.. but nevertheless I now understand... I won't piss you off then

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@amazon explain this, trying to find out status of my return and I get this message

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@blakeharrison23 @James_Buckley I notice that Joe is engaged. During the wedding everytime Hannah's name is mentioned, you gotta 'beep beep'

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@n0rmallystrange @AndyKerr5

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@AndyKerr5 @n0rmallystrange bring it faggot boy

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@pizzahut you didn't just trick me, you stole from me, my 8 brownie pieces, only 5 turned up... why would you do this to me

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@pizzahut here, I just ordered your trick or treat box, I didnae get neither a trick or a treat? Did ye trick me or am I in for a treat?

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@AngusPolice this looks like the soundest squad pic fae the weekend ���🏻💯