jovi andrade

Good brows & Good vibes 🖖🏼

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

@tayjahboo_ 😍😍😍

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

@mstoooobomb @tayjahboo_ She cloned herself to make mason, and no one can convince me otherwise 😂

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

Bella keeps running around yelling “sister”. 😳 sorry girlfriend, not anytime soon

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

I hate that I’m such a once I get home I’m not leaving type of person

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

My toxic trait is: when I get sick, and start to feel a tad bit better… I do too much and get myself Feelin sick again

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

@tayjahboo_ Girl it must have been something in the air.. Bella was up at 6:30. She is NEVER up that early

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

So your website is glitching out, but it’s after hours… so their message says they will help me in the morning. Now it’s morning, but I can’t be helped because it was yesterdays price? Make it make sense?! @ZalesJewelers like I’m just trying to get a wedding ring 🙄

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

🗣🗣

[Marlena Stell @MarlenaStell]

The only people who get upset by you setting boundaries are the people who benefited from you not having any

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

My toxic trait is eating hot Cheetos before bed then complaining that I have heartburn ❤️‍🔥

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

PSA: unsolicited weight loss advice is never appreciated.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

This guest list is going to be the death of me

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

R.I.P to my ankle. 🖕🏼the last two steps that took me out.

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

I just need some people to worry about themselves. If you got an invite to the wedding, but your sisters auntie’s cousins brother didn’t… then be glad your ass still did. 😒

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

When your 👰🏻 dress comes in 2 months earlier than expected.. so you now have a week to pay off your balance instead of 2 months 😳😬😬😬

It’s fine. Everything’s fine.

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

@crashleyjpg Wrong.. if the way you take care of those girls, is any indication of you as a mom…. You are going to be amazing! Don’t get me wrong, this shit is tough physically, mentally, and emotionally. But I’ve never known a level of love like I have for Bella.

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

@PilarOliviahuh Is everything ok?!

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

When I tell you that I told a student that I needed a copy of their HS transcripts… and they sent me a paper that was handwritten in ✏️

Math - 84
PE -100
Science- 92
English -94

Lol I can’t. BYE ✌🏼

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

@pulte Yaas because I’m trying to save for a wedding 👰🏻 $joviandrade

[jovi andrade @0hhey_itsjay]

If I have to hear this mans alarm clock go off one. more. time… just to see him hit snooze and get back in bed 🙄