Page Waters

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

Went on a 2nd date last night and was a total freak including saying “you have a really cute house, in a good way…. Obviously a good way, if I hated your house I wouldn’t have said anything.” And accidentally SCREAMING “I THINK YOU’RE FUN” to break an awkward silence. 🫠🫠🫠

[Analisa Packham @analisapackham]

if your bathroom look like this you don't need to worry about the capital gains tax

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

Not @milesbon audibly cringing at the name Page on todays @TryPodcasts 🥴

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

@milesbon cringing at the name Page on todays @TryPodcasts 🥴

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

@monetxchange I started a whole group chat before I actually opened the notification.

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

Okay fine, I like Jack Harlow.

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

The gym smells like a hospital this morning and it’s giving me ptsd lol.

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

People just now finding out that Green Day is Anti-Establishment is really cracking me up.

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

Me at work googling “do tortoises like to play.” Like I don’t have 27 things on my to do list.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Just a cow sliding down a hill.. 😅 https://t.co/lao9uXgNze

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

@JB615_719 Yes because I’m tickled

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

A bakery called Yeast Confections.

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

“Sometimes you’re too professional and stoic, it makes people uncomfortable.”
Weird, I wonder how often men get that feedback when working in a professional environment.

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

Help, I ran 5 miles on a whim and now my hips hurt so bad I can’t sleep

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Picture perfect Fiona!

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

“I’m just Pete” has been living rent free in my brain since it aired on SNL and honestly, it slaps.

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

Whoever is running the @NatlParkService social media accounts is doing a wonderful job.

[Page Waters @0hheyitspage]

The government confirming alien life is very 2020. Yawn, give us the existence of mole people and I’ll be impressed.