Mario

Bärchen | nonbinary | nerd | chubby | gamer | TOOL | strange | different | chaotic good | barefooter | nudist | 51% male | 49% female | 100% child | ENTP-A

[Mario @0iramrepuS]

@TeamEveMyles it seems you grew a little :D ... chair looks so small...hihi

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫s @FabulousWeird]

Cows trying to scare Canada goose

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump's going on vacation for 17 days, or 1.7 Scaramuccis.

[Daniel Gruchy @DanielGruchy]

Just farted in bed, my air purifier turned on & started going turbo. It changed the air quality from 'good' to 'fair' in one sphincter puff

[Myke Cole @MykeCole]

I mean, how hard can changing a diaper be?

Step 1.) Remove onesie.

Step 2.) OH MY FUCKING GOD

Step 3.) *hurk*

Step 4.) BLARGHHHHH

[Funny Signs & Clips @Funny_Signs_]

Now we know where Piers Morgan goes to get examined.

[Atlas Obscura @atlasobscura]

See arresting photos of once-critical space travel facilities left to rot https://t.co/Th6wrMrozK

[Ralph Ruthe @ralphruthe]

Jetzt vergesst mal Links oder Rechts.
Ich hab heute vegane Frikadellen gemacht. DAS ist doch was, was alle gemeinsam Scheiße finden können.

[Steffen Henssler @HensslerSteffen]

Wogegen seid ihr gleich nochmal ???#vollidioten #G20HH2017

[Ralph Ruthe @ralphruthe]

Quak.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Ok Twitter- let's see if this wrestling meme can get MORE RETWEETS that the president's wrestling meme.

[DWD @DWD_presse]

Tornado in Hamburg!
Etwa 10 km vom Zentrum entfernt nach SSW. Lebensdauer unter 5 min.

[Mario @0iramrepuS]

@colin_furze vote....check :o)

[Covfefe the Boring @CovfefeS]

I have been summoned to this world. I know not why.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

These are truly in-Bean-ious!