Covfefe the Boring

I search tirelessly for the Orb of T'kketh*. A portal has been opened to this world, and now I search here.

*arguable

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HIDE UNDER THINE BEDDING

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AND LO A REVELATION HATH BEEN GIVEN TO ME. MORE HORRIBLE TIMES ARE NIGH. REPENT. STOCK UP ON CAN GOODS & SHOTGUN SHELLS

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THAT MEETING W ZELENSKYY WENT GREAT

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@Jessicam6946 I DO. AND WHILE I WAS TOO STUPID TO COMPREHEND IT THEN, I'M A BIG ENOUGH ASS HAT MORON NOWADAYS TO PUSH NONSENSE CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT HOW THEY'RE STILL ALIVE

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@RossKneeDeep SMOOTH BRAINED MAN CHILDREN NEED FUN TOO

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@RossKneeDeep SH*TTING THE BED AFTER LOSING FEELING IN HIS FEET

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SORRY. I STOPPED PAYING ATTENTION A LONG TIME AGO & JUST FOUND OUT TODAY WE'VE DECIDED TO RE-DO 2016??

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ALL HAIL PRESIDENT ELON & FIRST LADY DJ TRUMP. SUCH A GLORIOUS TARGET FOR THE 4 HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE AND WE'LL MEET AGAIN IN HELL

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SEE Y'ALL IN THE DEATHPITS

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@realGollumTrump You kept it up like a champion

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FAREWELL GREAT LORD

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New puppy who this

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💔💔
Heroes

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@magold1 Yes, he absolutely does. He makes my bad dreams even worse.

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HEYYYY Y'ALL... LONG TIME, NO TWEET...
JUST CHECKING IN TO SAY I'M STILL DISAPPOINTED & DISGUSTED BY MOST OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS HELLSITE WITH THEIR SMALLMINDED AND SHORTSIGHTED BULLSHIT. HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT.
FOR THE REST OF YOU DECENT FOLK: HOWDY!!

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@TheresaKereakes

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@TheresaKereakes

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@TheresaKereakes

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@TheresaKereakes

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THIS PLACE LOST ITS "FUN VIBE". IT'S GOT "DIRTY TOILET PIPE" VIBES THESE DAYS. SUPER YUCK.

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IS IT STILL A RACIST CESSPOOL UP IN THIS PIECE