locinsemaj

Father, teacher, dancer, chocolate lover, swimmer, First Aider, comedian, Viking, storeman, delivery driver, engineer, biker, finally single, financially broke.

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if I say something that's funny, people laugh, if a say something bad people remember.

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is a decision something that evaluates the lack of knowledge?

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writing a 2 piece comedy show, its who gets the most laughs.

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this is the eve of Halloween, trick or treat folks? well I'm gonna treat myself. cup of tea and daaarrrkk chocolate.

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writing a comedy show, how many laughs can I fit in a sentence.

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@MarjoleinR you going to the Mareel standup on the 5 Nov?

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upload and download is that the same as unload and reload?

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@MarjoleinR just seen a news bit online about the garrison theatre, could there be any chance of a comedy night there, very nostalgic...?

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I'm good at 19 followers not bad being 3 years inactive

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i have to laugh at the topics on the radio, and while I do I can make up jokes about it.

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whats the best way to tell a funny story. add in a pun every sentence or make a highly detailed story and add a twist?

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the film locations for the Xfiles, were any of them shot in Shetland?

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a walking tour of Scalloway Castle and then a walking tour of Clickamin Broch, chilled me to the core but the history i know now...

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@Faz_Visordown @visordown you are so lucky.....when can i get a go to drive this beast?

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@evajhendry Adell's album is so good :)

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@eurogamer i am not very happy about Xbox 1 getting the rights to release Lara croft rise of the tomb raider, before ps4 release

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@evajhendry if you keep putting on clothes to keep you warm, you must be ill. prevention is better than cure :(

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@thisislucy most people drink raw veg now a days so if you want to detox your system then give it a try i have tried it :)

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@thisislucy do you eat any raw vegetables?

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@thisislucy i have seen people plucking mushrooms and eating them raw, and i know a man in norway that eats brocolli and cabbage raw :)