james the bald

Vamos United

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@RobUsry His movement to block off the defender was fantastic. Looked like a fox in the box #9

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@MattDoyle76 That movement by lennon was 🧑‍🍳's 💋
Sneaks goal side of his marker and then cuts directly in front of him. there's no chance to recover.

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Bluesky is pronounced like "blue ski" right? Asking for a friend.

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@daintysloth Unfortunately i think that question has already been asked and answered.

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@latkedelrey Okay but like how does the butt of a joint fly? This story is preposterous.

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@NerdyRat90 @fesshole Do you suppose they call it the king's english now?

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@ColumbusCrew @CuchoHernandez @darlingtonnagbe @MLS But we need those 3 points more than you!

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@spaceghost Do your feet fit in those tiny things?
You know what they say about a woman with small feet.

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@buggirl Oh to be shiny, rotund and bitey. just like her. Fucking perfect.

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@GynoStar That's how i read it initially. It seems more his brand of creepy. But who knows with this goon?

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@atrupar What the absolute fuck

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@frogs4girls Valid point. But I'll be damned if that's not the funniest shit I've seen on here in awhile.

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@MattDoyle76 I missed the match. Why was there no backup keeper on the bench?

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@morninggloria This may be my favorite tweet ever

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@Parkerlawyer I mean they did just client the shit out of that email so obviously you must reciprocate

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@usmntonly Hell yeah

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@WarMonitors Fuck israel

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@NatashaCL7 If you're not funny anymore it's pretty obvious that he has not fixed you.

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@CeraGibson Hot damn.