Kara

Married to the dashing @klaige, GDQ, Streaming @

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

Once upon a time there was a very loud kingdom. For the king was under a curse called Sports Fan. This curse caused the king to turn into a yelling ogre and scream at the TV believing the men could hear him.

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

Today someone told me (regarding a flu shot) “I’m not putting those chemicals in my body”. I asked “Ok, what chemicals?” and she replied “…. All of them”. While drinking a Pepsi with a full face of make up and holding spray in her red dyed hair. All of them.

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

@Klaige Or one of these

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

@Klaige Haha wouldn’t it be awkward if you had a wife to be the highlight of your day

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

He kinda ghosted me after homecoming but I thought he was cute so I got some friends together and taped tampons all over his car late at night for his birthday. And that’s how you get a guy ladies!

[Klaige PGR Content Creator. Youtube - Klaige @Klaige]

I was a 17 year old awkward kid who never had any kind of a GF before I met Kara. We went to homecoming, and I thought she hated me, but she was just shy.

3 months later I finally asked her out, she said yes. That was 1999. We're still together, married for 17 years.

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

ITS A SCAM PRETENDING TO PROTECT YOU FROM SCAMS 😂

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

Bullshit when you work Prime day and don’t get holiday pay

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

More full moor perspective for those wondering

https://t.co/um1oM6UfMX

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

@MisoSoup_FGC @Klaige https://t.co/NfE6goOlLq

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

Whoever scheduled the full moon and fireworks this weekend can fuck right off.

- every nurse

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

This week was like:

https://t.co/NfE6goOlLq via @YouTube

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

Getting chihuahuas to fucking eat.

[Sarah Bellum @tamsully12]

WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous historic battle.

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

Bold of you to crown yourself king.

[Klaige PGR Content Creator. Youtube - Klaige @Klaige]

@0kare_bear0 I wasn't even loud tonight! Geez. Slander much?

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

Find out next hockey season.

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

Once upon a time there was a very loud kingdom. For the king was under a curse called Sports Fan. This curse caused the king to turn into a yelling ogre and scream at the TV believing the men could hear him.

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

Will the king break the curse again? Will the queen get peace and quiet ever again? Will the evil wizard @BreakdownSDA drag the king further into sports hell?

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

Everyone is indeed good, my very high delivery man. We are all good.

And then I left him to go back to work knowing I will never be as good as that dude is tonight.

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

STORY TIME:

So I forgot to bring food to work today so a coworker and I decided to split a delivery order from a delivery app that will not be named.

So we order estimated delivery time 45 min. Cool.

App notifies me that my order was picked up. Very cool. (1/?)

[Kara @0kare_bear0]

I ask him “Are you good man?”

And he replies “Everyone is good”