thats not me

pretty, feminine, broke in that order.

[thats not me @0kwutaboutit]

I don’t hang out with idiots I’m the only one who’s allowed to be an idiot in the friend group

[Dev @DevMoore]

everyone thought New York would turn into Gotham City and it’s been nothing but Sesame Street all month lmao

[jezz @JezziiB]

I will never understand how so many of y'all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money YOU PAY IN TAXES to create a social safety net that benefits YOU.

[Tarelayefa @Sugar_Pops_]

If you show a man you are willing to suffer, he will make you SUFFER

[thats not me @0kwutaboutit]

@Mahnoor18288159 Congratulations!!! I’m so proud of you 🥹🫶🏾

[Aki🏳️‍⚧️ @aki_st4rz3]

If ur trans you deserve to live btw

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

I'm proposing a law: life in prison without parole for any executive of a health insurance company who denies care to a patient resulting in their death.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

no because those with addiction still deserve to eat what the fuck is wrong with this shithole fucking country

[Mutheu @rvth33]

Buy a strap?

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

an amazing boyfriend is kinda the equivalent of an average female friendship

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

I really thought being against raping kids would be the one thing we could all agree on

[katey so pinkꕤ @loverlezza]

this is how u celebrate pride

[The Spiritual Queen of Whiteness 🐻‍❄️ @BelieveChe95988]

Unfortunately, if you come across a man who isn't actually attracted to you, his insults will be disguised as "jokes".

That breakfast you made him with love means nothing to him because he views you as a maid.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The fact that billionaires still want more money should be studied by the same people who study serial killers.

[All African LGBTQ @Allafricanlgbtq]

Don't be T R A S H