Omar Martínez

One step at a time

[Omar Martínez @0lall0]

"@medschooladvice: Handshake = here, take my germs, and I'll take some of yours. Thanks." It gets worse when you have a girlfriend

[KattsDogma @KattsDogma]

[Spelling Bee]
Judge: Your word is 'babe'
Bee: B-A-E
J: Sorry. There's another 'B'
Bee: WHAT! WHERE?
*goes crazy*
*stings Judge*
*dies*

[Sujay Kansagra, MD @ThatSleepDoc]

Fact: The first alarm clock could only ring at 4am. The owner was probably a surgery resident.

[Omar Martínez @0lall0]

Me voy a Cabos San Lucas :D

[Dr. Cerebro @RMR_]

"Ya me gradué de la medicina." @0lall0 al hablar del fin de la carrera.

[Omar Martínez @0lall0]

#noerapenal

[Omar Martínez @0lall0]

@RMR_ que pasooooo rulo

[Omar Martínez @0lall0]

"@CauseWereGuys: When my best friend and I walk into the party" @byron346

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When my best friend and I walk into the party

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I am infinitely good and I created you in My image and you are inherently evil and that makes total sense.

[Omar Martínez @0lall0]

@RMR_ @arsanj también te llamaron homosexual

[Omar Martínez @0lall0]

I can't understand this world anymore

[Dr. Cerebro @RMR_]

Acá echando rostro.

[Omar Martínez @0lall0]

@karinatmm me alegro que te haya gustado :)

[Omar Martínez @0lall0]

@la_enredadera hahaha gracias. La verdad pensé lo.mismo cuando la usé

[Omar Martínez @0lall0]

@la_enredadera hay una aplicación que se llama "yo" que opinan de esa?

[Omar Martínez @0lall0]

yo @byron346