Odhrán MacLóchláinn

[Odhrán MacLóchláinn @0mcl1]

@MaryoFcb @juventinosochi @sportbible Sergio Busquets only won 3

[Odhrán MacLóchláinn @0mcl1]

@Floyd6_ @emilyhewertson What a sad little life jane

[Odhrán MacLóchláinn @0mcl1]

@samueljodonnell Use a vpn

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Just some of the titles arriving/returning this March:

- Bridgerton S2
- Top Boy S2
- Formula 1: Drive to Survive S4
- It Chapter Two (2019)
- Million Dollar Baby (2004)
- Her (2013)
- Rick and Morty S5
- The Adam Project (2022)
- Windfall (2022)
- Whiplash (2014)

[Odhrán MacLóchláinn @0mcl1]

@ragslos @yercorse You know nothing about football

[Odhrán MacLóchláinn @0mcl1]

@grassroot_elite @FootballFunnnys If you have to explain it it’s probably not a good joke

[Ste Jones @SteJones999]

@GNev2 @Carra23 How many home games have the greatest team ever lost in a row, Jurgen?

[Deloitte UK @DeloitteUK]

.@FCBarcelona (1st), @FCBayernEN (3rd), @ManUtd (4th), @PSG_English (7th) and @juventusfcen (10th) were the highest ranked clubs in each of the 'big five' leagues - see where your club finished #DFML2021
https://t.co/qHV6krXqs5

[Mesut Özil @M10]

Messi has proven himself to be one of the best ever in Spain, but Ronaldo was always the best in every country he’s played in! 😉

[BT @bt_uk]

A child’s potential to learn should have no limits, so we're giving families in England who need it most unlimited mobile data with our ‘Lockdown Learning’ support scheme.

We’re also giving away wi-fi vouchers for BT hotspots across the UK and zero-rating educational websites.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

A quick update from @AshleyWalters82 and @TheRealKano 🔝🔝🔝

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Coleraine's Eoin Bradley has been suspended for six games for urinating on the pitch before extra-time in the Irish Cup semi-final.

Six games? That's taking the piss.

[Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy]

When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything.

[ESPN @espn]

Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov, @TeamKhabib’s father and trainer, has died.

After UFC 242, Khabib spoke about the importance of respecting one’s parents. @espnmma

[Kyle Dunnigan @kyledunnigan]

#ITakeResponsibility
Much help from @kurtmetzger @kerenmargolis

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Had a lovely chat with some new friends today 👍

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Managed to make a nice profit in the group chat today 💰

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

I would *never* use language like this, obvs 😉 - but we could all do with a smile just now. And if humour helps get the message across...

[🍊 @KPmufc]

Who's better?

RT for McTominay

Like for Prime Gerrard

[Demba Ba @dembabafoot]

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