COMFY Kong

but please, no johns

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

Ive decided to start a thread of every idea I come up with, these ideas will subpar at best

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

THE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS TOOK GAME 1 OF THE STANLEY CUP FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

THE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS ARE GOING BACK TO THE STANLEY CUP FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

People don’t fly kites anymore

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Fall Out Boy released Take This To Your Grave on this day 23 years ago.

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Backing into parking spots is performative

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

This shit is really virtual insanity

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

The Dodge Magnum is built like a cockroach

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

I gotta learn how to ride a horse

[Katy @KatyKatt77]

I know I’m gonna get hate for this… but I think the ducks in jeeps thing is stupid

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

@Dietz__Tweetz @IlliniMBB

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

@Dietz__Tweetz @IlliniMBB fortnite

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

Im trying to feel like the ocean man that Ween talks about

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

Man bring back crystal pepsi

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

🗣️ LIL DICKY

💿 “PHILLY FREESTYLE”

🚨 OUT NOW

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

I can beat an MRI magnet, im sure of it

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

Kalshi twitter emblem is insane

[🧈 @ButterAubrey]

We’re 3 days away from the Super Bowl and it has the hype of a week 7 game

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

@SamsProStation @GamesCage_ @CRosenMusic SEGA is finally releasing the files!

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

Andrew Lloyd Webber really popped off with Phantom of the Opera

[COMFY Kong @0nceya]

I dont hate this fucking guy enough

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Logan Paul turns down a $5M irrevocable bid for his Pikachu Illustrator

“Someone wants to place a $5M irrevocable bid. What that means is someone will agree to put a pre-placed bid on the card, and if it doesn’t hit that number, it gets sold to them. But if it goes above that number, they will get a 10% difference from the bet they placed and the final sell price”

“Someone did this with a Birkin bag. They placed a $3M irrevocable bid on the bag, and that bag got sold for $10M. They made $700K in a night just by having the conviction that it will sell above $3M”