Man of the Year

Composer of the sentences for the ghosts who are suppliers of the tweets to the living.

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

People don’t want you to be whole, they want you to be presentable.

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

The therapist I’ve been seeing for the past year and half for my attachment issues, just texted me and told me she’s retiring.

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

@PamelaPaloma_ Kevin trying these serious roles is hurting doing him more hard than good. Horrible.

[- A di Teacha✨💅🏽 @MzReVzYinnuh]

& yet they always tend to find each other like a moth to a flame
It’s crazy

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

Man if you’re an anxious attachment person, don’t date or be with an avoidant attachment person and vice versa. Just don’t.

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

An important lesson the last few years have thought me. This cruel world can leave you numb, cold and heartless. But no matter how many heartbreaks no matter the pain, no matter the setbacks. Keep being hopeful. Keep feeling. Accept love and give love.

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

Is “I’m going to (specific event or place) you can come if you want to” an invite?

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

What are the odds on Manuel Ugarte getting a red card on his United debut? There’s no way those tackles are gonna slide in the prem. I’m trying to hit this parlay.

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

Me a Leo:

It’s almost noon and I’ve gotten more birthday wishes from my iPhone apps than that of people who claim to be “in” my life. I’m blocking everybody by dusk if y’all don’t get it together.

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

@PamelaPaloma_ Let’s increase his chances finding you. Which one did you happen to join?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

Jose Mourinho shaking in his boots.

[Boogie @nnboogie]

Talk your talk Craig 😆😆😆

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

Ladies, what’s stopping you from doing this?

[The Cake Lady @got_cake]

I don't like how she is staring at me😏... but I respect the skills. 😊
Who cleans their own fresh fish?

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

@Khaleel 1.3s Bolt was probably wrapping up is 2nd post race interview. They’re crazy.

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

I love girl math. All but one woman I’ve cheated on forgave me. She said “yah gyal clown, buy all the bitch Brazilian hair and u nuh get the pussy, can’t deh back wid u fi that”
Those words still haunt me to this day. To this day.

[Dev @devasheika]

Fucking a next gyal is one thing but SPENDING ON HER????

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

@Chanxoxo__ FL

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

13 Dawn, 14 Sofia + 15 Kerry employed to Bank of Nova Scotia

[Mrs. Slowe To You🇯🇲 @LivySpeaks]

What’s Jamaican math?

[Gz @DNGeezy]

People are going through things you can’t even imagine. Don’t be an asshole.

[Man of the Year @0neMike]

You landed in 1992? Hopped out the Delorean?

[Floss Like A Boss @perryodontology]

I just landed in Czechoslovakia and they clapped

It’s not just us 😅🤣