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music takes up most my time | SFA Alumni | IHSV |

[cheyenne @cheyeyeyeyey]

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i’ve watched that robot kick that chinese kid at least 4,000 times today

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[fud reaper 🪦 @fudreaper_]

In about 3 months from now, we are going to find out that the private equity firm that owns this brand of black label pineapples knew their product was approaching its expiration date and would be removed from Costco’s shelves.

So, in order to avoid the losses, they created a viral, guerilla marketing campaign to go into the ghettos across the US and popularize Kool Aid Pineapples as a way to sell their rapidly expiring product.

Netflix will make a movie about it next year.
It will be called Pineapple Hustle.

[Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸 @realtimsharp]

I am
Honestly more worried about Flock cameras than I am Iran.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Boomers be like, “Just walk into the office and ask for a job.”

The office: locked
The recruiter: AI
The interview: automated
The job posting: fake
The rejection email: instant
Your data: sold

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[ᵒⁿᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉ @0netime__]

@Wifesucker

[ᵒⁿᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉ @0netime__]

@DocStrangelove2 But they can use that space for a data center… please think of the data.

[Graphix Artiste 👨🏻‍🎨 @GraphixArtiste]

😈💣

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[ᵒⁿᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉ @0netime__]

@Bladed__Angel Less z and more versa

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: wearing glasses that are secretly recording people without consent is WEIRD!!!

[ᵒⁿᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉ @0netime__]

@hotwheelsjack Love seeing rx-7s in the wild

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

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