onya

[onya @0nyuh]

fingernails are the window to the soul

[onya @0nyuh]

Jenvy = Jean envy

[onya @0nyuh]

If I was walking with a kid I would be like could you try to keep up??

[onya @0nyuh]

I wasn’t going to drink tonight but.. I hit a hawk on my drive over

[onya @0nyuh]

Powerball is nation wide bingo

[onya @0nyuh]

You look you grew up watching veggie tales

[onya @0nyuh]

Disses:

[onya @0nyuh]

You look like shameless is your favorite show

[onya @0nyuh]

The daughter who drank whiskey vs her stubborn father

[onya @0nyuh]

Ex didn’t charge phone = not a girls girl
Bringing a portable charger = girls girl

[onya @0nyuh]

Started telling myself I’m not being a girls girl when I self sabotage

[helena riley @freshhel]

When i meet someone whos also from minnesota i start talking like we’re at a sleepover

[onya @0nyuh]

and a loose jerry garcia sticker

[onya @0nyuh]

“i didn’t have any money so i gave him a rollo”

[onya @0nyuh]

FUCK. a car that turns on your brights for you

[onya @0nyuh]

that’s my comfort bathroom stall

[onya @0nyuh]

you’re pussy is out
“i’m wearing underwear i’m doing my best”

[onya @0nyuh]

he price matched my vibe -about the cashier

[onya @0nyuh]

we’re God’s west coast representatives

[true simp @TrueHopeSimpler]

Going to the dispensary and asking for the weakest thing they have

[onya @0nyuh]

“they seem like industry plants, but they’re from connecticut