anne

Queer femme, neurotic era. 38, a crone - minors DNI - I will block you. This is my edtwt alt. Started at 2??, now we’re here (134). LW 128, GW 108. 5’6”.

[anne @0oortcloud]

But where I REALLY foam at the mouth is when these stinking idiots show up at Pride and STILL INSIST that it isn’t a sex thing. Then why the fuck are you here??? Just handing the right wing more social ammunition

[anne @0oortcloud]

I fucking hate furries. I said it. They have their convention in my city and every year it’s the same discourse. “Noooo furries aren’t a sex thing, it’s a family friendly event!!! And even if there IS graphic pornography and sex parties, why would that be so bad???” 💀

[anne @0oortcloud]

Like damn if you wanna be a freak, just be a freak. Stop trying to pretend it’s a fandom thing. You know why non-furries just don’t get it? Because it’s a fuckin sex thing. Cartoon animals with giant dicks and anime faces. Anonymous, masked interactions. Come on

[anne @0oortcloud]

This reads like an assignment from your therapist. These twee little mic drops are copes, delusions, outright lies, and half-truths. Like - yeah, fats are warm and soft. They are also constantly perspiring. Not a good quality for a weighted blanket

[anne @0oortcloud]

I have covid and my throat hurts. So I bought a bunch of popsicles. I got fudge pops as well. I forgot I’m lactose intolerant because I’m sick and stupid. I ate four. My farts are so rancid and plentiful that I worry I’ll give myself a yeast infection. Is that possible??

[anne @0oortcloud]

“Being fat isn’t inherently unhealthy!!!”

Imagine a house. It’s designed to have laundry machines on the ground floor. If you start putting dryers in the attic, hidden supports will start to give way. It all seems fine until one day, it isn’t. And the whole house goes down.

[anne @0oortcloud]

Oh my lord

[anne @0oortcloud]

This show was a huge part of my girlhood. Skinny queen

[anne @0oortcloud]

@BirdSkelet0n Tried to smash retweet 🥲 I love this

[anne @0oortcloud]

I cant find pleasure in food now. Which sounds good. But now I can’t find pleasure in anything. She’s cured but I still feel dead. I still have this vision of my near future, where I’m sitting on my future grave, looking at the headstones of my mother and sister, alone

[anne @0oortcloud]

In the time that I’ve been gone from this app, my mom was diagnosed with, and rapidly surgically cured from, endometrial cancer. It killed my appetite to go thru that with her. I leaned into it at the time but I think somewhere along the way I killed my hunger signals because

[anne @0oortcloud]

Having good sex is a lot easier when you don’t have flaps and rolls to worry about

[anne @0oortcloud]

133 today. GW, I’m coming for ya

[anne @0oortcloud]

Brother eewwwww

[Jennifer Van Laar @jenvanlaar]

Target, you're taking this "realistic" mannequin body shape a bit far

[anne @0oortcloud]

Rereading this almost a year later. It is inaccurate. I could be miserable for the rest of my life, but it wouldn’t be bad luck. It would just be me, dying miserable, lacking the ability to find small joys every day. The ephemeral beauty of a sunset. Anything. Everything

[anne @0oortcloud]

It’s clear to me now that some people just don’t get to be happy. The timing doesn’t matter because the opportunities just aren’t there. Nascent realizations. I could very easily be this miserable, until I die, no matter what I do, and it isn’t fate. Just bad luck.

[anne @0oortcloud]

I still feel fat as fuck. Bu this morning I realized that these pants used to be skintight. So that’s something

[anne @0oortcloud]

He likes to pull me against him, my back to his chest, by holding my hip bones. I know that’s what he’s doing because he’s putting his hands in the same place I put my hands to check 🥰

[anne @0oortcloud]

She actually made the fat version skinnier than she was when she was fat. This woman was VAST.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Grammy winning singer Lizzo uploaded a video of the weight loss version her dancing on the fat version of herself in a preview of her new single “Don’t Make Me Love U” coming out this Friday.

[anne @0oortcloud]

How is it that I wake up at 137, take a dump, drink a Red Bull, and now I weigh 138 😤

[anne @0oortcloud]

@KingDeDeDong @sicklysympathy @jigglebumslay @BlooperWO2 This woman’s life sounds like a horror/soap opera mutation that’s been going on for 25 seasons and jumped the shark at least a dozen times