Papa Opossum

The most opossumy opossum in all of opossumland
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Gentle until I'm not ☭

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@MeowMeowpiz Even pickle rick?

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@wishin4luv Honestly that takes skill. But also may be a sign that you should just always keep your shoes on

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@wishin4luv If it’s any consolation, you are not alone in that

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@chainsawnull So cuteee and sleepyyy

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my favorite kind of flirting is when neither person is technically flirting, but both of them know exactly what's happening.

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@twilightcums That’s so sadddd

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@icant_waittodi3 Whyyyy

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@chainsawnull Only humans? Oooor opossums too…?

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@brxxttydolly *ahem* yes

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@sophwhatt Nah isn’t a choice

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@theaswrld @maisiemt Forgetting something you shouldn’t have to do doesn’t make you an idiot

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@theaswrld @maisiemt Such fuckery

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@chainsawnull WAAA… wait lemme rewind and watch that again… one more time…

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@cinnaacutesttt Because some don’t really want to be caregivers, just nutgivers

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@bunsagii_ Why does that mean you’re bad? Maybe it’s part of your little side, or maybe you haven’t been comfy enough yet

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@kittypurringg Weight loss twt is a wild place. If you decide to, consider keeping it off there. You might be happier for it

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@es9003505189906 Me first? 🥺