NOT sofie

[Zia @Belas_ghost]

My parents, who were literally clowns, bought a house in the 80s

[🐳 @2001V01]

Philadelphia Cream Cheese would like to use your current location

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A giant ice bed for red panda on a hot day

[peter @arabatman_]

the lion does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Dont be French in front of me Im dead serious

[mc cracker @chowder94]

i love abortion and birth control and immigrants and trans ppl and community and kindness and having fun

[🌶️ @chillidrysauce]

twitter is like a smoking area for people 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Satire magazines are simply reporting reality these days

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Do you think in CARS (2006) getting your oil changed is like a sexual thing or is it more like brushing your teeth?

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

totally a thing you do when you’re the good guys