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[Electra @Electrarythm]

Do not fall for this trap

[0xD @0x09DC]

The spinach, feta, & egg white wrap is not baddd though

[Alexa @iamgiardiniera]

Nordstrom Rack restroom btw lmao

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

You wake up. It's 2056. The so called permanent underclass has been uploaded to the cloud and acts as the global labor force in a humongous digital economy. They think it's 1999.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

it’s super masculine to be a really sleepy little guy throughout the day

[🪽 @nullpetals]

you’re self aware so why haven’t you changed

[0xD @0x09DC]

@philosophymeme0 thanks went for a walk

[0xD @0x09DC]

Love seeing all the neighbors walking their cats

[elton @eltoowavy]

*fights the urge to post music screenshots*

[有村泰志 @15424578268]

単位を変える魔法

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Joe Haden says most people have no idea how quickly an NFL contract disappears once taxes and family expenses hit.

“I signed a five-year, $50 million contract.”

“I had about $26.6 million guaranteed.”

“My first year, I got a $12 million signing bonus.”

“After taxes, I only touched around $7 million.”

“The first thing I did was give my parents $3 million.”

“Then I bought them a $1 million house.”

“So right away, about $5 million was gone.”

“I bought my brothers cars.”

“I bought myself a penthouse.”

“I got a Range Rover Sport and a Bentley GT.”

“People hear $50 million and think you’ve got $50 million sitting in the bank.”

“That’s not how it works.”

“You look up after all that and realize you might only have around $1 million left.”

“You start understanding real quick that a $50 million contract is not actually $50 million.”

“That’s why so many guys go broke.”

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

Therapist: You need a hobby, something that relaxes you

Me: Say no more

[Dre.🎀 @drewontmisss]

Speechcraft final boss 😭😭😭😭😭

[Nate🇭🇹 @Vallantsaf]

Nothing worse than slowly realizing your boy is Kind of Weird About Women

[0xD @0x09DC]

Someone not taking you seriously?

Just show them you’re willing to go absolutely nuclear

[0xD @0x09DC]

dancin’ w da cat

[mandem. @mbnmoody]

@1wuincy Naruto spent his whole adolescence tellin folks he was gon be hokage

[Living The Dream @BrainLogicOnly]

@elonmusk Meanwhile Ai is getting ready 😭

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

and for my next trick, I will persevere out of pure fucking spite.