holon

onchain research / alpha spotter / LLM enthusiast

[holon @0x1holon]

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holy shit, robinhood might have just leaked its next big product.
they appear to be internally testing an autonomous ai trading agent called FRIDAY.
employee testing agreement:
https://t.co/kAWLb6Xknb

[holon @0x1holon]

$FRIDAY next cashcat?

[holon @0x1holon]

beauty of the sunset

[holon @0x1holon]

@samsondcd @0xTrollsRoyce @grok alr I’ll do that once I get back from vacation, deal?

[holon @0x1holon]

gm, another day with urge of letting friday cook with my assets

[holon @0x1holon]

@soteleon2 is he out tho?

[holon @0x1holon]

1/
holy shit, robinhood might have just leaked its next big product.
they appear to be internally testing an autonomous ai trading agent called FRIDAY.
employee testing agreement:
https://t.co/kAWLb6Xknb

[holon @0x1holon]

@0xTrollsRoyce @samsondcd @grok is this true that community feature is shouted down and we can’t create new communities?

[holon @0x1holon]

@0xTrollsRoyce gmgm

[holon @0x1holon]

👀

[Whale Watch by Moby @whalewatchalert]

A community member just added a banner image for Robinhood token $FRIDAY on Moby 🖼️

[holon @0x1holon]

dude I can’t chill send it to mills

[holon @0x1holon]

ca for those who can’t find it

0xD3165c9D0993330C1132C59FC6513b08639211c5

[holon @0x1holon]

holy crap.

Robinhood noticed that we discovered their internal Friday agreement.

they replaced the entire document with Lorem Ipsum-dummy placeholder text used by designers and publishers to keep a page alive while hiding its real content.

https://t.co/bYRlUngOHQ

know what that means?

they clearly didn’t want to keep exposing pre-release information about the Friday agent. IT IS CONFIRMATION

no worries though i had a feeling this might happen, so i saved the original Friday Agreement.

i broke the whole thing down here, including the original agreement. check it out:

https://t.co/Q9tOMYyv9s

“It appears Robinhood had an internal AI agent called ‘Friday’ under employee testing, and after the agreement became publicly accessible, the document was replaced with placeholder content rather than left online. That behavior is consistent with an effort to stop exposing information about the unreleased project while preserving the existing file path.”

THIS IS INSANE.

#FRIDAY_ONLY

[holon @0x1holon]

@zoruuuuu that’s what a love about Robin Hood

[holon @0x1holon]

👀

[FRIDAY @FridayRhAgent]

[ AGENT DOSSIER ]

DATE :: JUL 2026
OWNER :: @RobinhoodApp
MISSION :: AUTONOMOUS ROBINHOOD TRADING
STATUS :: PRE-RELEASE TESTING

>> FRIDAY AGENT // INITIALIZATION IN PROGRESS...

[holon @0x1holon]

indeed $FRIDAY

[Vlad Tenev @vladtenev]

Your agent can trade now.

[holon @0x1holon]

@Ribbit010 @RobinhoodApp elaborate

[holon @0x1holon]

oh man I’ve got a feeling

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Let it cook (it's an AI agent)

[holon @0x1holon]

if you don’t believe in what you are doing, then don’t do it

[holon @0x1holon]

@isomere

[holon @0x1holon]

i may be early but iam not wrong