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junior dev looking to contribute!

[8bit @0x8bit_]

$CAKE to 2.5

[Cred @CryptoCred]

This was one of the highest volatility days in recent crypto history.

Was I long the BTC breakout?

No.

Did I catch the HYPE news?

No.

But do I have a tactical pool of capital that’s ready to deploy with a clear plan if a new trend forms?

Also no.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Whatever you call it, you just made all the goods we buy that come across our border more expensive.

Michigan, he’s asking us to pay for his vanity trade war with our money.

[8bit @0x8bit_]

Weekly Gains:
$BTC +22.0%
$ETH +28.1%
$SOL +23.9%
$LINK +20.8%
$ONDO +13.2%
$LDO +21.6%
$AAVE +44.9%
$UNI +32.1%
$CRV +40.5%

$CVX +35.3%
$HYPE +38.1%
$YB + 10.0%
$RSUP +2.9%
$JUP +21.5%

$DOGE +31.4%
$PEPE +53.7%
$PUMP +81.0%
$BONK +38.4%
$USELESS +65.4%

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: He’s trying to put his face on the money. He's building a monument to himself . But see, Atlanta, he's doing these things now because no one will honor him when he’s gone… because he's a failed president and a national disgrace.

[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

The mayor of New York City is password sharing with the homies to watch the playoffs I’ve never felt more represented in my life

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Truly — historians, sociologists, and psychiatrists of the future will be making up legends about this period of time.

[IncomeSharks @IncomeSharks]

@indexnforgetit $750 a month for 30 years invested would make you a millionaire. People complain about being broke then buy a brand new car.

[LTR @0xLTR]

Wake up, eight sleep gives me a 72/100 sleep score.

Brush teeth with Oral-B iO, only 64% coverage.

Step on withings scale, body composition down 0.3%

whoop says my recovery is 41%

sit on the toilet Vivoo analyzes my urine in real time, 6.2 pH. suboptimal.

oura ring says my HRV dropped while i was pooping

open levels app, glucose spiked from looking at a banana

get in tesla, safety score dropped to 94 because i braked too hard arrive at work

manager says my productivity score is in the 38th percentile

go home, eight sleep starts cooling my bed at 7:43pm without asking

lie in the dark wondering what my existential dread score is

apple watch taps my wrist: "it seems like you're having a hard time. breathe."

[naiive @naiivememe]

Just a random 7pm after school 20 years ago.

You had to be there to understand

[corb @awshuqs]

the stripper is taking advantage of my undiagnosed autism

[8bit @0x8bit_]

@VitalikButerin glad we have you vitalik

[Magoo PhD @HodlMagoo]

The Socialist movement will only grow in the US as the wealth gap increases.

[8bit @0x8bit_]

@90sPKMN sinnoh forever best gen

[The Rollup @therollupco]

The Rollup 2025 Awards:

Best New DeFi goes to YieldBasis.

[yyy @yx3io]

fuck smart contracts i’m launching a retarded one

[8bit @0x8bit_]

idk

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sol

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sol

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sol

[フ ォ リ ス @follis_]

"I learned my lesson after 10th October"

The lesson: