0xAlvi

Jurig at @happycuans / El-Fuego de @Fogochain

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

https://t.co/Xa3PO3FDX0

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

@Kentmurphy00 @bachyx ah yang bener kamu mas kent

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

not my best year (part 2) but alhamdulillah i learned something

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

not my best year, but alhamdulillah

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

25//12//25

[Cascade @cascade_xyz]

The first 24/7 neo-brokerage.

Trade perpetual markets for crypto, equities, and private assets. Move USD in and out, all from one unified account.

48 hours to secure an early invite.

https://t.co/3azhduZEFM

[direktur.crypto @direkturcrypto]

Airdrop Farmer Translator 📖

> ​Community First = VCs dump first, you get the dust
> ​Snapshot Not Taken = Snapshot was taken 6 months ago, keep working for free
> ​Mainnet Beta = The code is broken, please deposit your life savings
> ​Sybil Resistant = We are banning real users because their IP address changed once
> ​Governance Token = Worthless coin that lets you vote on things we will ignore
> ​Incentivized Testnet = You are an unpaid intern
​TGE Soon = Q4 2026 (maybe)
> ​Organic Growth = We have $0 marketing budget
> ​Points System = Black Mirror social credit score for degens
> ​Claim Live = Gas fees are currently $150
> ​Anti Bot Measures = You need to scan your iris and give us your DNA
> ​Fair Launch = The team snipped 80% of the supply in block 0
> ​Bridge to L2 = Pay $30 in ETH gas to move $5
​Active Discord Member = You typed GM and WAGMI 5,000 times like a robot
> ​Linear Vesting = You will receive $0.40 every month for 3 years
> ​Strategic Partnership = Two dying projects retweeting each other
> ​Utility = You can stake the token to earn more of the worthless token
> ​Roadmap Update = We are delaying the launch again
> ​KYC Required = The IRS would like to know your location
> ​Phase 1 Complete = We ran out of money
> ​Ecosystem Rewards = We are paying influencers, not you
> ​Strict Eligibility Criteria = Only the founder friends qualified
> ​Network Congestion = Our blockchain can only handle 3 transactions per second
> ​Galxe Quest = Follow 50 Twitter accounts you will mute immediately
> ​Leaderboard = A list of people with more money than you
> ​Mystery Box = Contains a common NFT worth $0.0001
> ​Early Adopter = Exit liquidity
> ​Referral Program = Pyramid scheme with extra steps
> ​Gas Refund = We will pay you back in a token that will drop 99%
> ​Multi Chain Future = Now you can get rekt on 5 different blockchains
> ​DAO Vote = The whale with 1 million tokens decides everything
> ​Claim Window: 24 Hours = We hope you are asleep so we can keep the tokens
> ​Surprise Airdrop = Sent to 10 wallets, 9 belong to the dev

Bookmark this 🔖 for the next time a founder tries to gaslight you.

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

@0xbadrus saatnya mancing bersama bg wkwkwkwk

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

emng paling bener mancingg cuy

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

@PocongSableng lah sama bg ilang 50 wkwkwkw

[𝐈𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐳 @inviz0]

THE SHIBUYA ARC INCIDENT IRL 🔥😅

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

@beeman_nl @solana old but gold

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

@citterxbt @serpinxbt @ethos_network nice thread bg citter

[FFV @FFVV1211]

Women: Men have NO fear

the fear:

[jords @jords]

>be stock investor
>wake up richer each day

>be crypto gambler
>develop mental illness

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

@HsakaTrades gm

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

@satyaXBT wihh HBD bang satyaa, semoga semakin sukses kedepan nyaa

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

@0xRevo alamakkk ntar jadi zombie bandung

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

finally 800 days

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

@Zeedfx6 yang mana kocak

[0xAlvi @0xAlvi]

@axsentri gilaaa bang semoga bisa konsisten nyampe sgitu jugaa