The matrix is coming for you and your family. You will be slaves and oppressed for the rest of your life and your sons will have to suck dick for rent.
The only way around this is me. I have dedicated my life to fighting the matrix. I will show you my ways for $69.99 a month.
NEW: @solana CO-FOUNDER @toly CLAIMS THAT HE WAS SLEEPING DURING @solana OUTAGE - "NO ONE BOTHERED TO CALL ME OR EVEN ADD ME TO WHATEVER SLACK OR DISCORD CHANNEL WAS DEBUGGING THE ISSUE, NOT EVEN FOR MORAL SUPPORT"