kruptos

unofficial director of memes - parody

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Jimmy Butler on losing Game 5 to the Timberwolves:

“Don’t let us get one.”

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@HeatvsHaters Whispers in culture "yes"

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pLAyOFf JiMmY got out played by podz in an elimination game LOL.

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@theunipcs What's the second you bought

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@BernieoLee You and your client did this pal. Distasterclass. Congrats

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@BernieoLee Nah get outta here. You guys acted like clowns and your jokes aren't funny anymore.

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@BernieoLee Hope your client is enjoying sitting at home playing slap dick, punk .

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@BernieoLee Oh yeah look at this flight screenshot! Me, my client, and his friend ernny have been nothing but professional!

Total masterclass of player professionalism and representation. Bravo 👏.

🤡 🤡 🤡

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@BernieoLee Such professionalism exuded on X. Agent-player match made in heaven.

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@BernieoLee Disasterclass by Bernie, Ernny, & co.

Wondering when the rename from Thread will be.

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@BernieoLee Who is your target market now? Toddler temper tantrums enjoyers? Circus goers? Or enjoyers of reality TV?

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Taliban Terry stacking up the bricks tonight.

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@JimmyButler @ShamsCharania @Suns

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JUST IN: @JimmyButler has quadrupled down that his coffee is the best, per @ShamsCharania

Heat President, Pat Riley, stated it "tastes like shit" in their face to face meeting last week.

Miami sticks with Folgers while @Suns Matt Ishbia has fallen in love with Jimmy's beans.

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@big_business_ https://t.co/VLYUddyVmi

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BREAKING: @JimmyButler was spotted postgame with more @Suns gear in the locker room.

Reporters noticed it when professional jock sniffer @ernnytheman ran out of the locker room with tears of joy exclaiming, "daddy (Jimmy) gave me his game worn suns piece!"

Butler had 13pts.

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BREAKING: @JimmyButler was spotted postgame with more @Suns gear in the locker room.

Reporters noticed it when professional jock sniffer @ernnytheman ran out of the locker room with tears of joy exclaiming, "daddy (Jimmy) gave me his game worn suns piece!"

Butler had 13pts.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Jimmy Butler’s shoes tonight.

(via @PHNX_Suns)

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@ernnytheman Here you go.

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Chose to watch Celtics tape live too.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Steve Kerr:

“I didn’t watch the inauguration. I chose to watch Celtics tape.”

(via @DaltonJ_Johnson)

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@KennySpenceNBA

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@JaimeJaquezMuse Taliban Terry