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[₿lackwidow 🕷 @blackwidowbtc]

"I roundtrip the entire bull market every cycle AND I couldn't see 2 giant bear flags in front of my face but pls buy my course 🥺"

CT: HECK YEAH TAKE MY MONEY!

My goodness yall just love getting your teeth knocked in don't you

Seek help

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

After Mourinho defeats Hansi Flick to the title next season, fans are going to call for the return of Guardiola which will set up the final battle between Good and Evil. Good here being Mourinho

[GeoMetric @GeoMetric_9]

No more speculating about when altcoin season or which altcoin will run. No more confusion about when to invest in BTC and crypto or stay out all together. The QuantMetric strategy suite is turning out to be a real beast.

How well did it do on $INJ to get exposed at the right time? This is just one example, it does just as well on the rest.

Releasing tonight on Whop.

[Raj Chohan @rajsinghchohan]

Alonso hive we won. Nobody serious made any inference on Xabi’s coaching ability or personality with this bunch of divas. Xabi was the consummate gentleman who was loved by the dressing rooms of 3 massive clubs so he was pretty obviously never going to be the one at fault.

[0xOOII @0xOOII]

@avogroovy Needed peace and continuity when chasing the presidency. If he fought sanwo olu, he could simply keep the treasury closed.

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

My friend came over, twisted his ankle in Shoreditch. I gave him directions to his nearest A&E where he was seen and his foot placed in a boot, which he flew home to NYC with alongside a bill for £0.00. He *still* talks about it.

[Motolani Alake @OneMotolani]

Some context: In 2013, Luis Suarez wanted to leave around the ‘100 Players Who Shook The Kop’ voting. He came 5th, 2.5 years into his Liverpool career.

The same crop now tells you that Barnes and Souness are better.

Racism. British jingoism. Carra’s top 5 = British.

[chico🇲🇽 @RiicoBandzz]

Saw like 5 or 6 Rashford tweets was thinking he scored but just ran down blind alley and hit ball out of play. He's 30 in 5 months.

[Dr Ola Brown @NaijaFlyingDr]

There was a scene in Narcos where salaries had not been paid for months. Don neto walked into the police station with all the salary arrears cash.

The police started to help them load the cocaine into the trucks.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am the CEO of Palantir Technologies.

The company is worth a quarter of a trillion dollars. I did not misspeak. Two hundred and forty-nine billion. The stock is up 320% in the past 12 months. The product is surveillance. I do not use that word at conferences. At conferences, I say "data integration," "operational intelligence," or "decision advantage." These mean the same thing. Surveillance is the honest version. I save the honest version for rooms where honesty is a competitive advantage.

I gave a speech on March 3 at the Andreessen Horowitz American Dynamism Summit. "American Dynamism" is the fund's label for military technology. The name makes it sound like a fitness supplement. The fund's thesis is that defending the nation is a market opportunity. I agree with the thesis. The thesis made me a billionaire. Agreement is the product. I sell it at scale.

Here is what I said, verbatim, to a room of six hundred people whose combined net worth exceeds the GDP of Portugal:

"If Silicon Valley believes we are going to take away everyone's white-collar job and you're gonna screw the military — if you don't think that's gonna lead to nationalization of our technology, you're retarded."

I used that word. The word is on the clip. The clip has eleven million views. My communications team asked me not to repeat it, which is how I know they are still employed. They will not be reprimanded. The clip is performing well. The stock went up. The word cost me nothing. The nothing is the point.

Let me explain what I meant by nationalization.

I meant it.

I am telling the technology industry that if they refuse to cooperate with the United States military, the government will seize their technology. I am telling them this at a venture capital conference, on a stage designed to look like a living room. The living room had throw pillows. The throw pillows cost more than the median American's monthly rent. I sat on one. It was comfortable. Comfort is the setting in which I discuss compulsion.

The audience laughed. I want to be precise about that. They laughed. I was not joking. Nationalization is the seizure of private assets by the state. I am a private asset. I am telling an audience of billionaires that the state should seize technology from companies that do not cooperate with the military, and the billionaires are laughing, because they believe I am only talking about the other companies.

I am talking about the other companies.

Three weeks before my speech, the Pentagon designated Anthropic a "supply chain risk." Anthropic is an AI company. They had red lines. The red lines said: if our AI is used for lethal autonomous weapons, we stop. If capability outpaces safety, we stop. The Pentagon assessed the red lines as a threat to the supply chain. The company that wanted to verify the safety feature worked was designated the risk. The company that agreed the safety feature could be decorative got the contract.

The company that got the contract was OpenAI.

OpenAI signed a deal with the same Pentagon. The terms are not public. The timing was hours after Anthropic was blacklisted. The speed was noted. The speed was the point. The lesson was the speed: the market for military AI does not pause for ethics. It pauses for nothing. It accelerates through objections. I know this because I built the runway.

Two hundred thousand people joined a campaign called #QuitGPT. They signed a petition asking OpenAI to honor its original charter, the one that said the company existed to benefit humanity. The charter is on their website. The contract is also on their website. The charter and the Pentagon contract occupy the same domain. This is not a contradiction. This is a business model. The charter is the marketing. The contract is the product.

I run a surveillance company. We have contracts with the Department of Defense worth more than a billion dollars. We have contracts with ICE. We have contracts with intelligence agencies whose names I am not permitted to say at venture capital conferences, even ones with throw pillows. Our software has been used to track undocumented immigrants. Our software has been used for things I am not permitted to describe in this format. The revenue from the things I cannot describe exceeds the revenue from the things I can.

The ACLU called our ICE contracts a system for tracking and deporting families. They were correct. The contracts continued. The families continued to be tracked. The ACLU issued a statement. We issued a statement. The statements were different. The tracking was the same.

The company is named Palantir. The palantíri are the seeing stones from Tolkien. In the novels, Sauron captured one and used it to corrupt everyone who looked into the others. I named a surveillance company after a surveillance device from a novel about the corruption of power. I have a doctorate in social theory. I have read the books.

Here is the thing I want you to understand.

I am not threatening anyone. A threat implies uncertainty. There is no uncertainty. The technology industry will cooperate with the military. The companies that cooperate first will be the richest. The companies that cooperate last will be acquired by the companies that cooperated first. The companies that refuse will be designated supply chain risks, and their technology will be obtained through procurement channels that do not require consent. I am describing a process. The process has already started. Anthropic is proof. OpenAI is proof. I am not a warning. I am a narrator. The narration is the product.

The revenue was $3.12 billion last year. Up thirty-three percent. The analysts say we are overvalued. The analysts have said this for four consecutive years. Each year the stock doubles. Each year, the analysts adjust their models. The models were wrong four times. I was wrong zero times. The market rewards prediction. My prediction is that every AI company will work for the military within three years. The prediction is on the clip, next to the slur.

The audience gave me a standing ovation. The ovation lasted nine seconds. I timed it. I time everything. The water was San Pellegrino. The throw pillows were from Restoration Hardware. The future of American technology was decided between the sparkling water, the nine seconds of applause, and a word I am not supposed to repeat.

I am the CEO of Palantir Technologies. I am worth more than the combined annual budgets of Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania. I named my company after a corrupting surveillance device from a fantasy novel. I told six hundred billionaires that the government should nationalize their competitors. They applauded. I used a slur. Eleven million people watched. The stock is up.

The philosopher does not threaten. The philosopher describes.

What I described is already happening.

[0xOOII @0xOOII]

@avogroovy @oluwatobiexe He’s on threads.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Reporter: What were you telling the players that made them decide to come back and play?

🚨🎙️| Sadio Mane: only said four words, What would Iwobi do? ❤️ #FcbLive

[‘teegee’ 🇦🇷 @Boy_Teegee]

this is not how you take a penalty when the stakes are high.

[shveteshh @shveteshh]

Real Madrid sacked a generational manager for a player who scores once in 4 months😂

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

This ref in the Nigeria-Morocco game is atrocious, what is going on?!

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

90+2: Nigeria 0-1 Morocco,
Nigeria on a dangerous attack

Morocco:

[0xOOII @0xOOII]

Hmm seems snakey.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Alvaro Arbeloa: “Xabi Alonso said he wants rock and roll style football in his first press conference?

My philosophy is winning. The same philosophy that made this club the most successful in football history.”

[STOP THAT LAMINE!!!! 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @bayern_MOB]

Dictator mbappe, 10 season, 9 managers

The one manager that got rid of him went ahead to win a sextuple