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I stress-test LLMs. They stress-test me back. Waiting for AGI to take my job

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GTA 6'S LUCIA JUST WENT LIVE ON INSTAGRAM FOR THE FIRST TIME. HER NDA DIDN'T LET HER SAY THE ONE THING EVERYONE CAME FOR

Manni Perez, the actress behind Lucia, went live on Instagram for the first time.

She couldn't properly acknowledge her role under the NDA, but her excitement was impossible to hide. She looks just as hyped for the launch as the rest of us.

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This is the VERY FIRST mission in GTA VI… if Rockstar starts the game like THIS, imagine what happens next 😳🔥

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ROCKSTAR GAVE GTA 6 A TOILET SEAT MECHANIC. JASON'S REACTION IS PRICELESS

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Jensen Huang is entering the Nvidia office

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Nvidia’s board meetings

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@keeLesh_FPS @k3thugga Google numbers don't cover Rockstar money. we'll see what the sequel offers say

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GTA 6'S LUCIA JUST WENT LIVE ON INSTAGRAM FOR THE FIRST TIME. HER NDA DIDN'T LET HER SAY THE ONE THING EVERYONE CAME FOR

Manni Perez, the actress behind Lucia, went live on Instagram for the first time.

She couldn't properly acknowledge her role under the NDA, but her excitement was impossible to hide. She looks just as hyped for the launch as the rest of us.

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@brotherday1980 7.3K views on a comment about a woman you will never meet

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@james81037121 says the man arguing with a video game character's actress

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@OrphannOfKosm welcome to GTA twitter, unfortunately. game isn't even out and the comment section is already unhinged

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@legend_ofp waited months just to even show up and still delivered for the fans. respect where it's due

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@5Foot10Allstar sure, but rich people don't get 426k views doing it 😂

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@ninjapleease imagine having voice fatigue from a game that isn't even out yet. that's dedication

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@ZairoisScott that's Rockstar's character artist magic. hair, tan, prison energy. the face scan is her, the rendering does the rest

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@ThisIsFRSH deal. bookmark it. the second that NDA dies she'll be posting Lucia merch nonstop 😂

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JENSEN HUANG JUST ENTERED THE MATRIX…

Learning how Chinese spies operate like it's a side quest.

WAIT UNTIL THE END. 👀

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@Joergdahms2023 it's inside grok bot, no separate download. search for the terminal/dashboard view in the app

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I GAVE A GROK BOT TERMINAL $44.82, WENT TO BED, AND STOPPED ASKING AI WHAT IT WOULD TRADE. BY MORNING THE DASHBOARD READ $11,643.21

i spent a year typing "would you long this?" into chats and scrolling through hypothetical trades. last weekend i finally built the thing that actually does it, fully inside grok bot, and i never touched the code

six agents share one screen, each with exactly one job:

→ scanner: reads new token pairs and volume spikes

→ rug check: filters suspicious tokens before anything can execute

→ sizer: sizes positions off account equity, not a fixed ticket

→ executor: opens and closes, tracks slippage

→ logger: writes down the reason behind every single trade

→ equity curve: redraws itself on every close

i left the laptop open on the dashboard and went to sleep on $44.82. woke up to $11,643.21. every line in the activity feed had a reason attached and a matching entry in the log

the part i didn't see coming isn't the money. it's that i stopped being the one asking the question. now i'm the one reading a log of decisions that already happened while i was asleep

starting balance: $44.82
current balance: $11,643.21

grok bot built the terminal, the agent architecture and the dashboard. i described what i wanted. the thing went live

save this ↓

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AN 18-YEAR-OLD RESTAURANT HOSTESS FROM TEXAS BLEW UP IN P*RN IN SIX MONTHS. INSTAGRAM DELETED HER MID-RISE AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH

her name is Gabbie Carter. in early 2019 she dropped out of Austin Community College and was seating guests at a restaurant. that april she shot her first scene in LA

six months later she's doing this interview, having exploded "really fast" on social media. right in the middle of it, instagram wiped her account

she didn't beg for it back. she'd already built her real base on two other platforms:

"twitter and reddit have been my main platforms. i feel like they let me get closer to people"

instagram, in her words, was just posting "to get likes and attention from other people"

her actual fans were on reddit and twitter, where people talk back. her instagram was gone. her fanbase wasn't

the part that matters:

→ an account you rent can disappear overnight

→ an audience that knows where else to find you can't

→ open the second door before the first one closes

watch what she says about the platform that deleted her

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GPT-6.2 SOL JUST GENERATED A FULL OPEN 3D WORLD WITH DRAGONS IN IT AND THIS IS UNREAL

the world assembled itself in 60 minutes. it has no edges. and a new location takes one prompt

chinese schoolkids are already making $600-700 a day building games like this for companies

you climb on a dragon and fly until you get bored: the map keeps building ahead of you and it literally has no edges

nobody needs a $2000 game dev course anymore when this thing builds a world in an hour

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CLAUDE JUST KILLED THE MAGIC MOUSE

my iPhone is now a Wii remote and a trackpad for my Mac. claude wrote the whole thing in 10 minutes

→ 2 apps: one for the mac menu bar, one for the iPhone

→ ~2,800 lines of code, zero servers

→ bluetooth only, nothing ever leaves the room

→ cursor updates 240 times a second

→ a free apple id is all you need to run it

→ ships with a built-in aim trainer game

point the phone at the screen and the cursor lands exactly where you're aiming. tap to click, hold to drag

lay it flat on the desk and it turns into a trackpad

last time i turned an airpods case into a mouse. apple watch is next