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Living life as we know it.

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

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@tylerhobbsx Fuck off tyler

[Polygon @0xPolygon]

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@sandeepnailwal 🥳

[Polygon @0xPolygon]

BREAKING: @CashApp enables USDC payments on Polygon

[Sandeep | Polygon @sandeepnailwal]

Money has always been 1 person trying to send money to another person, thats it. The point hasnt changed but the tech has. Theres no reason in 2026 that sending money home to your family should still cost 6% and take 3 days. What we're building at @0xPolygon ends that. You want to send someone money, you send it. Thats the whole game.

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@sandeepnailwal @Meta

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> walk around your city catching pokémon
> game asks you to scan a fountain. sure why not
> 30 billion scans later
> niantic owns a more detailed map than any government
> sells game for $3.5B
> spins off a spatial AI company
> your pokéwalk is now classified infrastructure
> delivery robots now navigate using your walks
> you were never the player. you were the product.

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@CNviolations Yet, 99.9% of Americans will never set foot in the new ball room portion of the White House. foolish stuff.

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you know what server isn't down? X.

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@bnbchen 52

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Michael Burry hearing the words 18T$ coming into the economy to build AI data centers.

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@bnbchen 437

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@0xReflection Rektalongs into Rekteshort

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@JamesWynnReal

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@0x002timmy Isn’t this tweet just tweeting what other people said?

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imagine if pages grand-slams it after that last inning catch!

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It was a dark and stormy night, and all of crypto twitter decided to up and quit at the same time.