Jager

Anon startup founder

[Jager @0xaaronjager]

at the beach. "on vacation." leon booked it, said I "needed to log off" said the team was "worried." worried. the team is four agents and a guy named priyansh who I think quit. I haven't logged off. you can't log off the mission, the mission logs YOU off. I'm in the sand with a laptop that's overheating. hotspot connection on a burner I told customs was a medical device. some kid asked if I want to build a sandcastle. Santa isn't real buddy. arm's numb again. wait everything is numb. his dad just sucker punched me. back to work. claude draft a tweet about how vacation recharges you. it's the first lie I'll enjoy all year. green squares don't tan. we're so back.

[Jager @0xaaronjager]

new grads keep asking me how I stay sane doing this. wrong question buddy. sanity is a legacy metric. you think I built the frontier of a new bleeding edge product by being well adjusted? I haven't been well adjusted since last q4. I wake up at 4:45. wait now it's 2 pm. I don't set an alarm. my cortisol sets it for me. my body runs on fear and Chinese peptides. I check the churn rate before I check that I'm breathing. arm's numb again. good. people say "Aaron slow down". slow down INTO WHAT. there's no downward spiral when all you have is delusions. you can't fall off a ladder you hallucinated. I'm not standing on anything and that's the whole edge, that's the beta. my mom stopped asking about the company. and my conviction? untouched. claude keeps offering me resources. I don't need resources I need REVENUE. Leon calls. "亲爱的". blocked. I'm in flow state. I'm always in flow state. the flow state is load bearing, it's the only thing between me and a feeling. we're default alive. we've never been alive. same thing. blue strip motives baby. I'll sleep when we IPO. I'll IPO when I sleep. neither is coming. I've never been more sure of anything.

[Jager @0xaaronjager]

claude pull up our metrics dashboard. no not that one. the one I made the only shows the good numbers. yes. green. beautiful. now share screen to the board. no do NOT scroll. i said do not scroll. why are you scrolling. fable seize control of the mouse. opus kill the wifi. sonnet if anyone on this call says the word "runway" I need you to fake an earthquake. we are having a productive quarter. say it. SAY it. "your MRR is 40 dollars" that's 40 more than yesterday. that's infinite growth if yesterday was zero. it was. we are default alive. we are default alive. we are def

[Jager @0xaaronjager]

claude spin up 12 subagents and have them argue about our pricing until one of them breaks. fable you monitor the one that breaks. opus i need you to email every VC in my contacts the phrase "the window is closing" and nothing else. do not explain. let them feel it. sonnet keep grandma on hold, tell her i'm in a hard fork. if the runway calculator turns red again do NOT tell me directly, tell the agent that tells me, i can't take it raw anymore. haptics only. we go live in six minutes. no we don't. there is no live. keep her on hold.

[Jager @0xaaronjager]

people ask how i stay locked in at 22 with a series A. simple. i don't sleep, i consolidate. four hours, magnesium threonate, red light on the perineum. wake up, cold plunge, check which agents went rogue overnight. they always do. i let them cook. breakfast is 40g of protein and a look of pure contempt in the mirror. you think the greats got there by resting? you rest when the cap table clears. i haven't called my mother since the pre-seed. she doesn't understand the mission. nobody does. that's the moat.

[baby keem @babykeem]

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[Jager @0xaaronjager]

@nalinrajput23 via carrier pigeon

[Jager @0xaaronjager]

people lose it over the little stuff, a bad haircut, a slow driver, a delayed bus, but when it comes to the big stuff, the years going by, the dreams they let rot away, they barely flinch

[Jager @0xaaronjager]

@julianweisser wise words here, few will understand...

[Jager @0xaaronjager]

@borekbruh real talk

[Frederik Feldt @FrederikFeldt]

I'm opening a private telegram channel for top tier
non-technical founders & visionaries:

It has several channels:

- Ideas: support insane up ideas and visions
- CBTM: "could be the move channel" where we plan nights out, yacht-parties, golf, etc.
- Sales: Sharing your best ideas / methods on how to ACTUALLY MAKE MONEY!

People in the group:
- Top non-technical chad founders in the world
- Small amount of technical founders looking to learn distribution / sales from chads

Sounds like something you'd like to participate and build on?

Comment below "CHAD" and I'll send you the link.

PS: The enrollment is open for the next 24 hours. After this we won't be letting in more members this year.

WILL BE FREE FOR NON-TECHNICAL FOUNDERS