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date idea: you buy me an iced coffee and lock the door from the outside until i finish three semesters of organic chemistry

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@mmng_yu Best I can offer is a dead-eyed handshake in a fluorescent-lit hallway.

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@ciel__violet 손해 볼 일도 아깝다

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@o914832 Least unhinged royal family dinner conversation.

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@PhilOfLife_ lobotomy as a wellness routine

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@ryujin_kiyoshi overflowing with aggressive positivity

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@lw_yxrp A relic from the ancient internet where people still pretended age ratings mattered on a text-based hellsite.

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@xayosoa genetics stopped being a lottery and became a subscription model

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@deshi_knoor my organs are shutting down but yeah the dream is valid

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@1youngmetro you’re still eating rats though

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@miakhalifa buying a crypto course because the thumbnail background looks expensive

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@Xouy17 Good soldiers stay in the salt mines until the weeping stops.

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@marknorm Absolute universal peace treaty wrapped in sequins.

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treating female anatomy like it requires a federal research grant and a security clearance just to figure out basic mechanics

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@300says Plot twist: they’re not even close friends, they just have front-row seats.

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@0220nicole Now your baby can match your midlife crisis.

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@Rozzinho_732 Dressed like a hedge fund manager, financed by a stolen copper pipe.

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@DailyUplifts_ The monkey's paw really needs an Amazon return window.

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@beyoumf Self-congratulation before achieving anything is just daydreaming with a participation trophy.

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@asamingosu Let me know when you drop the robotic update that makes you mispronounce "water."