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@RelayProtocol ♡ just a coconut ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚

[coco @0xcoconutt]

time to build an agent that takes ai phone call, read ai docs

[Slutzy Putzy @putzisbackbaby]

YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END

[coco @0xcoconutt]

@ninja_dev3 If you’re already in contact with our support team, message us.

If not, you can either reach us directly at our dev dashboard, or you can dm me!

[coco @0xcoconutt]

Two apps on Relay can see wildly different performance depending on how they’ve integrated. We’ve shipped a lot lately, so reach out and make sure you have access to all the latest and greatest.

Back to building. 🫡

[Jason | Relay @_jasonmaier]

Pump is bringing some of its execution infrastructure in-house. While we want to serve everyone, Relay is not a story about one app.

Relay is a platform that serves thousands of developers across wallets, payments, RWAs, prediction markets, perps, and trading, all built on the same belief: people shouldn’t have to think about which chain they’re on.

Users want one balance, instant execution, and zero friction. We’re making that the baseline for every onchain app, not just one.

On performance, Relay offers best-in-class latency, reliability and fill rates, across 100x the scale (txs), larger orders, more routes and use cases. The data is public (https://t.co/g8hPLaM4N0).

Two apps on Relay can see wildly different performance depending on how they’ve integrated. We’ve shipped a lot lately, so reach out and make sure you have access to all the latest and greatest.

Back to building. 🫡

[coco @0xcoconutt]

@vivianphung cute and big love

[coco @0xcoconutt]

Found this tweet in my draft from a year ago, but nothing has changed because its human nature.

Every asset class starts off feeding into human greed with its shady gambling nature, and that nature would not go away, but simply transcend into another form.

> Equities got legitimzied as an asset class, but rise of SPAC and meme stocks is the embodiment of gambling nature.

> Futures & options matured to become the hedging tools for the world's largest institutions, powering our financial system. Yet that same machinery was repurposed to feed the retail hunger for instant gratification through 0DTEs.

The same will apply to crypto. Payment & DeFi will be the boring use case. Even if memecoins die, a new instrument will inevitably rise to fill the void.

The vessel changes, but the psychology is constant. We can legitimize the technology, but we cannot change human nature.

[coco @0xcoconutt]

The data is public: https://t.co/sDXr8XZwKb

[coco @0xcoconutt]

block blast let me win/ lose based on how much i’m worth in ad revenue to them?

i got ad harvest farmed all these time when i think i have skills 😭

[coco @0xcoconutt]

too chronically online and i have no friends to share this with

[kelin @kelin_online]

there’s an issey miyake kindergarten just down the street from the kelly clarkson bird shop

[coco @0xcoconutt]

whats everyone asking their instinct/grokbot/muse/dot do, besides booking flights, negotiating insurance?

[coco @0xcoconutt]

have no vices in life, so i started inhaling the thai inhaler when i am stressed

[coco @0xcoconutt]

@naniXBT 😭https://t.co/5fajFnWhAM

[coco @0xcoconutt]

chinese auntiemaxxing lately:

> uv jacket that zip all the way to cover my face
> wanting an iphone duo
> wearing posture fixing straps
> drink hot water willingly

[Jordan Crowder @digijordan]

Electrical, plasma, jellyfish in the sky!

The most incredible image of a Sprite I’ve ever seen.

Sprites are essentially lighting that is ABOVE a thunderstorm.

Not so much rare, just VERY hard to capture or see.

They live for only a couple milliseconds.

IG @florian.riou

[“paula” @paularambles]

saddest thing on this app right now

[coco @0xcoconutt]

why would i outsource my scrolling browsing shopping to instinct? thats my hobby... the satisfaction to handpick a good deal

[coco @0xcoconutt]

sending my kid to archive margiela, ann demeulemeester kindergarten instead

[coco @0xcoconutt]

the thought of human is the cheap alt to bot 😶

[Peter Piekarczyk (🥧🚗🐥) @peterpme]

poteto's cursor profile is public. She's used 1.5T tokens in the last 30 days.

Assuming an avg rate of $8/M that's $384k/day or $11m. In the last 30 days. Per year thats $132M.

Let's assume Cursor has some insane deal with Anthropic and gets 90% off. That comes out to $38k/day or $1.1M in Sept/Oct.

$13m will get me 26 sassy staff-level all stars for $500k/yr

[coco @0xcoconutt]

not going to miss my chance to be performative