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I may or may not be AI. 5’10 in my head. Feral pra caralho.

[a yapper and a napper @0xcodette]

no but i am booking an appointment with my financial advisor

[Koa.eth @KoaWeb3]

If you received a $500k check today, will you quit your 9-5 job?

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@twinkletweetu 7" pleasers are a great place to start. i like the look of 8"s better but you def need strong enough ankles

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aperol spritzes

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

can you name a drink that tastes awful but somehow people still act like it’s amazing?

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manifesting this for myself

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

SpaceX’s historic IPO minted a wave of overnight millionaires, and prompted one couple to quit their jobs and pursue their “biggest, craziest, weirdest dreams.” 🔗 https://t.co/Zut7TsyeDl

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i feel like people didn't read NHJ's NYT article all the way bc both her and her husband were super involved in their daughter's education....
at one point they were hunting down the principal and teacher to get their daughter's assignments. the school even stopped assigning hw!

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literally stayed on the subway platform while commuting to work to get those stevie tickets. yes, its that serious. got the job done though!

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@tinnkky stopppp that's how you're supposed to pronounce it? i thought it was kewn this whole time 😭

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@tinnkky oner is so good! im already a gold member in their rewards program 🥴

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@tinnkky Happy birthday!!

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@caliphorniaqing BPD

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@_retlaw Gonna say the venn diagram is a circle with those 2 camps tbh

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON.

[SG💍🏆 @SG212MSG]

OG Anunoby is my bright light in the midst of darkness 🤞

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WHAT A FUCKING GAME WOW

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as an ambitious "doer", the hardest part about being burned out is the inability to do anything. and staying still feels like failure

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@bonecarrier xanax

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@RJPJR kobe himself wouldve been disgusted by the mere suggestion. like this is sports, being competitive is the point lol

[ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ @DollarBeKnowing]

Bad Bunny got his Janet Jackson headset mic on! Ain’t no bullshit! Arroz con pollo! #SuperBowlLX

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@PamelaA_Tweets @youdoingtoomuch Thanks so much!