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[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

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[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

I fully agree with 1confirmation bros that these 3 projects have the exact same energy (Paradigm too), except I think its based

[Nick Tomaino @NTmoney]

All the CT sewer rats who shilled FTX then Blur then Friendtech

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

Interestingly for technical mumbo jumbo stuff there appears to be 2 circlejerks with little overlap

Modular bros: Eigenlayer, Celestia, Element, Fuel, Scroll, ZkSync
Paradigm™: Flashbots, Uniswap, random zk stuff

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

The "alpha" for other crypto VCs are:
- Lowbrow stuff like casinos and gambling games
- Semi-scams
- Technical mumbo jumbo like Eigenlayer
- Launching own projects

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

Even then Paradigm would probably invest in a lot of the lucrative lowbrow stuff, it just needs to be wrapped with something intellectual/circlejerky (prediction markets for example) https://t.co/lJfDJsWVvI

[dingaling @dingalingts]

@JoshBobrowsky the correct term is on-chain gaming sir

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

The "alpha" for other crypto VCs are:
- Lowbrow stuff like casinos and gambling games
- Semi-scams
- Technical mumbo jumbo like Eigenlayer
- Launching own projects

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

tbh if i was a crypto vc & having to compete with paradigm, i'd probably just pivot to ai or something

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

And you will be happy.

[Lai Yuen (Former .eth) @0xlaiyuen]

cant wait to sell my friend shares on the social chatting app backed by paradigm to buy nfts on the pro trading platform backed by paradigm and then cash out using the pro dao fiat onramp backed by paradigm to go to my on-chain accommodated pro housing backed by paradigm

[Lai Yuen (Former .eth) @0xlaiyuen]

cant wait to sell my friend shares on the social chatting app backed by paradigm to buy nfts on the pro trading platform backed by paradigm and then cash out using the pro dao fiat onramp backed by paradigm to go to my on-chain accommodated pro housing backed by paradigm

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

FTX has the exact same DNA too, the only difference is they went too far

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

Paradigm and Blur have basically the same DNA

1. win an underserved segment
2. monopolize
(paradigm is here)
3. extract $
4. cannibalize (blur is here)

step 5 is expand I assume. if i had to guess Paradigm is doubling down on their ai efforts, but a bit less publicly

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

tbh if i was a crypto vc & having to compete with paradigm, i'd probably just pivot to ai or something

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

kyle salami is actually a pretty smart guy

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

#OnchainSummer

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

tbh if i was a crypto vc & having to compete with paradigm, i'd probably just pivot to ai or something

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

1. a16z/sequoia circlejerk pour 9 figs into bitclout
2. variant fund LARPs about social tokens & creator economy
3. paradigm bottom ticks the cycle and scoops up the only promising "socialfi" project at a dirt cheap valuation

gg

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

The corollary is that denominating income in USD makes it seem a lot bigger. e.g. all the ppl cooming about Twitter ad payouts, referral revenue, pnl etc

Denominate spendings in ETH, income in USD

[BDB @BigDickBull69]

Man you’ve gotta give it to Vitalik.

Denominating anything in ETH [shitcoins, nfts, friendtech shares] has gotta be the greatest psyop in human history to get you to just LIGHT your money on fire.

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

@shrimppepe @longtailmev @caitlinxyz @_charlienoyes @0xRacerAlt The whole team are kpop maxis?

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

Which month in 2021 was Magic Eden founded?

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

@BigDickBull69 can I get a discord invite?

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

I'm also curious what happened to Magic Eden

I thought they were the GOAT after reaching $1B in a few months after founding but Tieshun mogged them

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

What is @blur_io working on now?

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

Base being BSC for white people is super bullish actually

[Coffee Babe @0xcoffeebabe]

@0xRacerAlt @BuildOnBase @privy_io @rainbowdotme @arbitrum @optimismFND @conduitxyz @Calderaxyz @EclipseFND @delegatecash Who forced you to tweet this?