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@Reyn6r @RaymondJegolu @ogu23452 You can't wake who pretends to be asleep

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@beeaverdaddy @Teniola_124 You want to restart bad network. Yowaaa

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@beeaverdaddy @Teniola_124 Lmaooo.
Better to do giveaway if you're looking for how to spend money

[dmk @0xdamak]

@nnamaniwally @UnkleAyo Da fk is we?

[dmk @0xdamak]

"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits...

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and
took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

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@that_girldivy @StephenCee_ @AbasIncredible @AjeboDanny El chapo 🤣

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@TrevorSheatz This has to be a joke

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@ayonzontop @EboEmakhu @KennyNwokoye @KendysonD Your life is empty

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@Elevenserh11 @chidume7210 @crazy_kennar Exactly. Case in point

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"The country is safer now than it was 10 years ago". Seyi low, it will never be well with you.

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What a guy!!!
Lessons will be learnt.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Update: David who was falsely accused of räp3 had filled a formal Cease and Desist Notice directing that Adeife immediately refrain from contacting him directly and that any further communication concerning this matter be channeled strictly through his legal representatives

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@MaestroJohn11 @Therealdidi25 @CManuel_Obi @_deyemi Clearly

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@OurFavOnlineDoc Why does it look like that? And it speaks?

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You bloody sexual deviant. 🗑️

[Simi @SympLySimi]

Sigh. I need someone to take advantage of on my birthday. Volunteers? Anyone?

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I just opened the app man

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

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@Chris_UIdesign @tearsandguile Wtfff🤧🤧

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@Diamond__1804 @coder_blvck No shii Einstein

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@sarletlee @upcod_ @chisomtweets @fimlex2 stfu

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"The hoes gonna love this"

You're an idiot

[Emeka @Emeneks]

It’s crazy how you’re more angry about a possible lie than the violence she actually suffered.
Even if she lied, who has been lynched because of it?
A grave injustice has been done to her but you’re defending an unknown man that has neither been sent to jail or tried!

You’re an Idiot

[dmk @0xdamak]

@heis_beebah Hmmm
Otun gbemidebe