1) you didn’t start Ryze, you joined after Palooza, Bam, Dayz and all those guys started it
2) you’re a cheating loser who is a 2faced prick
3) joining your 3rd clan in 6months cause once people see who you are and that you cheat they get sick of you
4) maybe your new clan won’t though considering 90% of them have been accused of cheated and there’s tons of screenshots of them in Cronus discord asking for scripts
Vasectomy update: I got to the doctor’s office and turned around. Because of you guys.
You convinced me that the world DOES need more 6’3’’ Harvard graduates who run laser-timed 4.63 40-yard-dashes with 39-inch verticals and come from distinguished families of New England; who can play haunting renditions of Chopin’s Etudes and shoot 74 knowing I left a few out there.
My offspring may never fly first class. But they will exist. Thanks to you.
Now come get this load.