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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

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Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
A: Pasta la vista, baby!

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My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!

[dexter @0xdxtr]

If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

[dexter @0xdxtr]

What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.

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I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

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"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.

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Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school.

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This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!

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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.

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What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas.

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

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A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement

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If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

[dexter @0xdxtr]

What do you call an old snowman? Water.

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I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!