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@Kodetrix Two eggs is not un oeuf 😂

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Naming variables is no longer hard, AI does it well now 👏

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Three things that are hard in computing;
Naming variables, caching, and cryptography.

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Tolu pre and post government.

Bosun pre government and in government.

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Cross border payments is a thing to be redefined. Spent a few hours trying to convince the bank I am actually trying to make this payment. Fun part is the recipient is charging late fees.

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@aisharaji Wallahi

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@aisharaji Please face front madam.

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Who is in Doha for #WebSummitQatar #Websummit

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There’s a roasting going on here.
@eeyitemi @InfosecShinobi @woleofafrica

[solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst]

Apparently the 23yo KPMG SOC2 auditors get REAL quiet when you answer “how do you identify vulnerabilities?” with “inshallah we will find them”

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@zumamalicious Someone said its Foreign direct investment 🤠

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The mendem ordered from Temu.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

The Lagos Airport is littered with Foreign Ladies coming in.

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@Xymbiz You're encouraging people to have permanent head damage.

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Millennials be like our childhood was amazing but adulthood is so messy.

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The world is closer to a tipping point of aggression that can easily lead to a world war.

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The work rate of the guys at WhatsApp is speed. How did you add mention to status overnight.

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Leadership lesson you didn’t ask for. As much as you can, don’t always solve problems for your team, rather train your mind to guide through the process of problem solving. This will improve overall team capacity at problem solving, freeing your time to focus on other tasks.

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@Olufems I don't know, really.
Maybe demand and supply.

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Why did this guy's code code fail to run when he made a call to a Python class?

Because he wrote __innit__ instead of __init__, and the application just couldn't start, mate!

Yes, he's British 😂🤣

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@aisharaji Like an extended weekend yeah? :)

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What is the colour of your problem 😎

[WaffleStar @WaffleStar3838]

@nixcraft Any language created by Microsoft. Also I would get rid of Python's meaningful whitespace. Also I hate to say it, but bash scripting language is just ugly to me, i wish they could redo from scratch. Also declarative languages get on my nerves, maybe I just dont appreciate yet