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🪴 2x exited founder, now early-stage VC | 🏢 ex-big tech | 🦀 rust AI engineering | 🇺🇸 first | 🖕h1b...hire only American talent in 2026

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@thdxr Very tough to tell gam gam that my cage door automation won’t fire until session limit reset at 3:00pm every day 😥

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@EricLDaugh Truly ridiculous... Raman was probably crying tears of joy last night at the podium bc she got the call not to drop + that she was going to finish 2nd eventually

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1. You'll be dead and gone long before them, so let's get that out of the way first. You achieved everything you will achieve in this life, and their best days are ahead of them.

2. You are nowhere near even a SINGLE billion in net worth, so your own track record and scoreboard is closer to these "unqualified people" than real big swinging dick players by many orders of magnitude

3. Your perma-boomer mindset and doomer strategies are forever trapped in a 1990 world view, full of hatred for technology and people passionate about it

4. You missed so many opportunities, you will continue to miss so many opportunities, and you offer nothing in terms of new ideas in 2026 bc your brand is doom

5. Read all these again and really digest them bc #2 is truly the only one that really matters here. I can't imagine Jamie Dimon barfing out toxic rhetoric to young people, but it's totally who you are. Just own it and accept your own negativity as the real reason you aren't a kingmaker in finance or any market

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AI-related use cases, like true, secure, self-selected agent-to-agent or agent-to-human transactions, and a whole host of other agentic workflows involving flavors of this.

If AI determines that AI -> Human transactions in bitcoin are superior, that would be a catalyst.

AI might prefer something faster/cheaper/simpler and use that, but it will definitely consider bitcoin.

Point is that for bitcoin to hit the next level, it's going to need some level of broad adoption and trust by AI the same way it has fairly broad adoption and trust by millions of humans today.

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@FrancescaHongWI Banning the construction of data centers makes you a true retard

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@ClayTravis This machine is ridiculous and truly despicable

https://t.co/gSu7MZcIJw

[The Nikki V. @TheUnHeard_One]

I see that they just “happen to locate more ballots” within a 6 hour time period.

This should be interesting.

40k+ ballots “magically” appeared?

Ok. 👍🏼

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@ReverendWarnock

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@mehdirhasan Every time you clutch your pearls, a Muslim earns his rape wings

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@BTCoptioneer Just the negative pendulum arc swing of a leveraged BTC backed perp yield instrument and volatility when compared to spot BTC and MSTR.
It's not rocket science that retail panics in all things and chases.

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@ohgoditsmatthew What exactly happened to your boy Steyer? 🧐
Unlikely he'll face anyone in a run-off in November

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@KirkWrites79 Outside of Karen Bass being stupid, completely unfit and unqualified to be mayor, I think it’s strange how media is covering her as some success like LA has never seen. Her numbers ARE surprising. Rick Caruso got 35% of the vote before the runoff.

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@AbdulElSayed ICE is about undoing the damage and harm caused by shitty policy. Thanks for playing

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@BTCBreadMan Need spot precious metals level patience at this level of the chart + bigger context...next 1-2 years probably bias lower. guess is it's markedly higher in 5 years, but who knows if it's above or below the ATH at that point

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@hthieblot AOL

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@sporadica bigger discounts coming in 2026/2027

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@PeterSchiff You aren't wrong...Only problem is that somebody will throw good money after bad here to prop it and save him.
I'm personally cheering for liquidation doom loop.

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@doodlestein Rust + ractor crate + its built-in factory + worker pattern

Supervisor -> ClaudeFactory (internal queue + built-in backpressure) -> pool of worker actors, rate limit actor

Supervision tree isolates crashes so one 429 only sleeps that worker and bob’s your uncle

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@compliantvc @hthieblot Are you sure that set meets all compliance and safety standards?
Something feels off…

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@GovPressOffice Your wife had sex with Harvey Weinstein 😂😂😂😂

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@TomCottonAR Worry about the SAVE act and get your shit together before crying about Alaska, you bootlicking stooge

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@EricLDaugh Lieu is a certified retard