Tom Sargent | Metamask

All things crypto. Director of Paid Media & Affiliate Marketing @metamask

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A good view and a cup of coffee is a brilliant start to the day
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@QuintenFrancois @MetaMask Personally I love the travel perks: https://t.co/3IqsL8Zt3g

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@EagleAILabs What an incredible milestone, honestly so great to be here!

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@EagleAILabs @jessepollak @base @solana @baseapp This ☝️☝️☝️

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@jessepollak @base @solana @baseapp You should check out @EagleAILabs and how they are building the Bloomberg terminal for crypto

It's impressive to say the least!

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@EagleAILabs I cant get over how dope this video is 🔥🔥🔥

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@EagleAILabs LFG!!

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@EagleAILabs Thanks so much for the warm welcome!

I’m genuinely excited to join Eagle AI Labs at such a key moment.

The foundation here is strong, and I’m looking forward to helping take things to the next level.

Big things ahead! 🦅

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So yeah... totally nailed it.

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AI-generated content is the future, they said. It'll save you time, they said.

Yeah, well, when I asked AI to write a blog about the importance of branding, it called me “human #57342” and told me branding was irrelevant in the face of our impending robot overlords.

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Thanks, algorithm, for assuming my entire identity is now "person who might start a cat fashion line."

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"Targeted ads will give you exactly what you need, right when you need it!"

Oh yeah? I searched for one cat video three weeks ago, and now I'm getting ads for luxury cat beds, designer litter boxes, and custom cat costumes.

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I don't even have a cat.

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Translation: “We spent 20 minutes on a Thesaurus app and have no idea what any of this means.”

But hey, it sure sounds fancy, doesn’t it?

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“We’re all about driving innovation in the digital space through synergistic approaches that unlock the potential of a decentralized, AI-enhanced, data-first ecosystem.”

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Because nothing says ‘innovation’ like stock photography.

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Content marketers: “Content is king.”

What they really mean: “We’ve got nothing better to do, so we’re just gonna rewrite the same 10 ideas from 2017 with shinier headlines and call it ‘fresh insights.’ Oh, and maybe slap a picture of a smiling person holding a laptop on it.”

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And really, isn’t that what life’s all about?

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SEO tip #342: Want to rank #1 on Google?

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Congrats! You’ve now created something no human will ever engage with, but at least the bots will think you’re cool.