A girl thought doing a body shot off his stomach would make her the main character of the party... until bro casually smiled at the camera like it was a daily side quest π€‘
"WAIT... SHE WAS JUST A SIDE QUEST??" π
She came to Clavicular with receipts from Twitter thinking she finally caught him... until he kissed her mid argument and said "I love you" π³
"WAIT... THAT ACTUALLY WORKED??"
Clavicular called a girlβs boyfriend live on stream to tell him she was cheating, and bro ended it right there on speaker phone π€―
"Appreciate the clarity bro... she belongs to the streets." π
She thought a kiss on the boat meant she had his full attention... until bro completely ignored her to scroll through his phone π
"Zero effort, absolute dominance..." π³
Clavicular dropped the most unhinged dating advice on live stream and nobody knew how to reactβ¦
"You gotta have confidence to rip the flaccid out..." is crazy work π³
Kimie and Iclynn ran out of guys to flirt with on Clavicularβs yacht, so they literally started hooking up with EACH OTHER on live stream ππ
"When the male contestants run out on the boat, girl code takes over..." π
Clavicular pulled up a picture of Alexander the Great on his phone to explain why he wasn't doing the workout with the rest of the boys ππ
"I don't look like a foot soldier, dude, I'm a f*cking general, man. I'm King Clavicular, dude"
Clavicular explained why he skipped the brutal 4-hour workout with the rest of the boys... bro genuinely believes he's on a higher plane of existence ππ
"I'm King Clavicular, dude... What do I look like doing jester workouts, man? I'm commanding the troops!"