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whatever

[Saint @Saint_Cane]

Yk how bad you gotta be as a president for Texas to flip to blue

[double-barrel bass @shotgunshr1mp]

Someone said he ate the pedo-pedo fruit 😭

[Hailey. 🍉 @samosu_]

i want a blowjob but instead i’m at a job that blows #work

[ℝ𝕀ℤℤ ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋 @Shr00msy]

I still cant believe this is a Houston car dealership ad.

[🎼 gerard is dealing with post concert depression @liarsremorse]

im a virgin, im a cuck
im a gooner, im a bitch
im a queer, im a queer
im a queer, im a queer

[Zoey Womp @ZoeyGrrr]

Gunstore looked me straight in the face and offered me 500 flat for a USP 45 😭

[Nicholas J. Stelzner @stelzner_n1150]

Imagine voting for this faggot.

[ArceusBowser @ArceusBowser212]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT EDIT WAS ACTUALLY REAL

[Tony Redgrave @GioJoKuJoGio_]

Mexicans when you tell them to stop sending money to their useless family members

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mark millar son or Garth ennis daughter?

[Berry @BerryTramadol]

Fun fact. The University of Oklahoma football program has not scored a touchdown in the Red River Shootout since DW’s Adult Video rebranded to The Mistress.

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Why did gatsby not just reply to daisy’s story with “need that 😮‍💨”? Is he stupid?

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC:

“This bill is insane.

Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels.

This ban is a gift to the cartels.

We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst.

Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace.

We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier.

I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump.

To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”

[alienjit @alienjitt]

me at the hibachi grill when they start throwing shrimp

[maria¡ @jiseungzks]

QUE EDIT É ESSE VOU MORRER

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

#HereWeGoAgain

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff