One Million Jokes

The best jokes on the web.

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

My dream even as a child was to be a comedian. I am blessed.

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

Got a couple of wood piles to burn in my yard. Anybody got a Samsung Galaxy 7 I can borrow to get this party started?

[One Million Jokes @1000000Jokes]

@carlosmencia https://t.co/2Chn7Jru8D

[Bmore Comedy Factory @BmoreComedyFact]

Who was the funniest comic you ever saw at Baltimore Comedy Factory?

[Bmore Comedy Factory @BmoreComedyFact]

Tonight we have incredible shows with Tony Woods from ComedyCentral & BET. For tickets go to https://t.co/QG0JMxSDhb

[One Million Jokes @1000000Jokes]

Follow @BmoreComedyFact for laughs everyday https://t.co/XlSdefBfSi

[Bmore Comedy Factory @BmoreComedyFact]

I so need to get some chalk. LOL of the day

[Bmore Comedy Factory @BmoreComedyFact]

J. Anthony Brown is having a "PARTY" this weekend on our stage and Your Invited
For Tickets -> https://t.co/5uX4qpkNvR

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

Check out my new YOU TUBE video. "The Puker". Hilarious. Don't forget to pass it along! https://t.co/a1CP7KdJAQ

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

That has to be the longest wettest fart I've ever smelled. https://t.co/8WoevORgH7

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

This is the nastiest fart ever! https://t.co/VBZzmnDOVJ

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

To all my Las Vegas fans, go see my pal @Ralphie_May @southpointlv THIS weekend. Super Talented!

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

It's sad some people will never get the joke.

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

I was just abducted by aliens - on LOUFO on @alltalkradio Check it out
https://t.co/laAlW077Lh

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

It's been A LONG week -

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

Late night XOXOXO

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

I am shocked and deeply saddened by the news of the passing of #RobinWilliams. He was one of the greats. RIP

[Stitches Comedy Club @StitchesLancPA]

Challenge Accepted!

[Stitches Comedy Club @StitchesLancPA]

It's all fun an games until you wake up with a sheep in your bed -

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

Just when I found the answer, my heart changed the question and my head got all confused.

[Rich Guzzi @RichGuzzi]

Got hang out with @Ralphie_May at @zaniesnashville Amazing show and his bus is Bad Ass too.

[Stitches Comedy Club @StitchesLancPA]

I'm having one of those days.