Stitches Comedy Club

We feature the best national touring comedians from across the country just as we have provided you for the last 20 years.

[Absolute Wireless @absolutewireles]

Ever had a #BigFootSighting but your phone won't work? HA! Looks like our #Favorite #comedian #Hypnotist is getting clever persuading folks with other carriers that they need a new phone from #Sprint by @absolutewireles #Thx #RichGuzzi

[Goombah Guru @GuruGuzzi]

Who made you laugh today? #GuruGuzzi

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We have a great show for you tonight at 8pm with John Iavarone and @dustyslay For tickets go to https://t.co/JdVRbgaHBt

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We have a great show for you tonight at 8pm with John Iavarone and @dustyslay For tickets go to https://t.co/abmigWO2lY

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Back by Popular Demand - Mike Gaffney! Mar. 17-18 Mike was a semi-finalist on NBC’s Last Comic Standing. TIX --> https://t.co/35K9JFeZlY

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March 10-11 - John Ivaarone & Dusty Slay are hitting our stage to entertain you. Tickets are waiting for you at https://t.co/7phqIWcITA

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See Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling from Howard Stern is at Stitches Mar. 3-4. https://t.co/a9ybbhzSEk

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Laughter makes Life so Much More Fun! Come Laugh with us this weekend. Angel Salazar is coming to Lancaster. https://t.co/LtoVmXX9f2

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This weekend at Stitches in Lancaster

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See "Chi Chi" from Scarface - Comedian Angel Salazar. This show is very different and fun.
https://t.co/xEstA9dl53

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Comedy Legend Bobby Collins is at Stitches this weekend Feb. 17-18. For tickets go to https://t.co/6UNACr984a

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This weekend Feb. 3-4 we have Kevin Farley. Tickets are selling fast - Get yours now at https://t.co/4AoFg0hK0K

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This Weekend is Mick Thomas & Mike Aronin. It is going to be a great show. Don't miss out! For tickets go to or call 717-826-3472

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This weekend Mick Thomas. Check down for a good laugh https://t.co/abmigX5DKy

[Kevin Pearson @vito068068]

@kevinbrennan666 @StitchesLancPA I hope thou shalt haveth the grandest of shows

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Wishing every day of the new year to be filled with success, happiness and prosperty for you, Happy New Year!

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Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel
and the Joker got away (Hey!)

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Got New Year's Eve Plans? Ring in the New Year at Stitches with Kevin Brennan & Melvin George. Call our box office 717-826-3472