10,000 Laughs

Bring laughter to your life

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

Version 2 of #10000laughs released today on the #GooglePlay store. Download the #app now, even more jokes to laugh and share with.

#lunchpun #ratemypun #jokes #joke #dadjoke #dadjokes #flutter #flutterdev #android

https://t.co/0SS5WGm1UD

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

If I ever met The Rock I would slap him on the ass.

Just so I can see what it feels like to hit rock bottom.

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

What’s ten feet long and bald?

The conga line at the cancer ward.

#WorldCancerDay

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

A naked man breaks in a church.

The police were call and they got him by the organ

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty good

#joker #funnyshit #puns #funny #jokes #dadjokes #funnyaf #joke #funnyjokes #jokesfordays

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

I ordered a chicken and egg online.

I'll let you know which comes first.

#toofunny #funnyposts #joker #joke #jokes #funny #funnyshit

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

What is corn's favorite holiday? New Ears Eve.

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

Download the 10,000 Laugh #app now on #Amazon #appstore

https://t.co/lTenFGaWzA

#joke #pun #dadjokes #humour #jokes #puns #LunchPun #funny

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

We have just launched our #app on #amazon #appstore.

Download it now
https://t.co/3Yd8VNZxui

#joke #jokes #pun #puns #dadjoke #dadjokes #fun #funny #humour #lol

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

We have just launched our first #ebook on #amazon.

Download your copy today

https://t.co/sAk7k5ycjR

#joke #jokes #dadjokes #puns #funny #humour #comed

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

Did you hear about the magician that had chocolate in his shirt?

He had some Twix up his sleeve

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

One of his fingers is clean.

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:

'Does this taste funny to you?'

#LunchPun #RateMyPun

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

'How is your long-distance relationship going?'

'So far, so good.'

#LunchPun #RateMyPun

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

For more #jokes like this, download our app. Link in bio.

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a vacuum?

A cocksucker.

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

For more #jokes like this, download our app. Link in bio.

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

For more #jokes like this, download our app. Link in bio.

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

What’s green and red goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

For more #jokes like this, download our app. Link in bio.

[10,000 Laughs @10000_laughs]

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.