Andrew

stand up comedian & living proof that anyone can have a podcast

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

i’m having so much fun in nashville

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

@wh0ref4iry @wavstxr conventionally attractive

[Mike @sonofkaijusdad]

I don't have a girlfriend but I do have a girl that would be very mad if she knew I was doing cocaine and eating hot dogs at the strip club

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

They would just now be getting me off Will Smith if I was Chris Rock

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court sides with a Texas man who says it’s not a crime for marijuana users to have guns. -AP

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.

https://t.co/EuKgGWBRhS

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

no offense but who?

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

up late watching fleshsimulator on youtube

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

@NOTAVYVERT happy birthday!

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

#ngmi ep 20 is out

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

@luisjgomez @SkankfestNYC KANSAS CITY
when does the new blood lineup get announced 😳

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

i crushed 2 guest spots for Dave Attell last night, nobody can tell me nothing

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

@escapefrommelos cyclists suck but this dad was a huge fag

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

Kareem Rahma & Arooj Aftab sound like 9/11 highjacker names

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

White people should not be allowed to sit on stoops in Bed-Stuy!! @arooj_aftab

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

@TFTC21 string up whoever wrote the paper

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

my ops getting walked down. figuratively speaking.

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

nashville. zanies. 6/27. dark & dirty. i’m on it.

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

@bestiezpov gm

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

old guys have been starting problems with me and one got duffed for it

[Andrew @1000gramsofcoke]

argued until 330