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calpico papi. previous: engineer @cloudflare workers & pages (twice), @stripe design systems

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I built Windows 95 using React Hooks

✨https://t.co/6JIU2Pg0by✨

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WATCH: iranian man STUNS waiter by ordering meal in unintelligible chinese

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i'm performing a chiropractic adjustment on my kale

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thanks for the shoutout in pluribus, vince gilligan

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triangle wave low-key the best waveform

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@studiostrauss beautiful. just purchased one : )

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putting games in my ps5 with a little flourish like Ghost Dog

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happy new paul thomas anderson film day

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pivoting my career into the film industry so i can work my way up to Best Boy

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tried to think back and laugh about the good old days and realized all my core memories are gone. it's just a bunch of increasingly obsolete javascript knowledge in there now.

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made it rain at the club

(purchased 1 full-priced video game at my local target)

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I want to be putting a ¥100 coin into a vending machine to get my eighth calpis of the day, and then be walking on down to shibuya to put my ¥1000 bill into a ticket machine to order a tsukemen with extra ajitama. nothing else matters. there is only this.

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wolf whom boy cried

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got kicked out the cypher for attempting to rhyme banger with danger :(

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high school principal coming on the PA to announce they’ve decided to lay off 14% of the student body

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wal-mart won’t fulfill my switch 2 preorder because they ran out of pringles. sent me an email saying “We’re-a so sorry!”

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scientists need to study those scans for the betterment of mankind

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The Rehearsal season 2… what is there to even say. incredible.

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a new bit I think I’m gonna start doing is saying “dang, The Rock got buff!” any time I see a picture of The Rock

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me in 1994, nodding in agreement hearing billy corgan sing "I USED TO BE A LITTLE BOY"

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[checking to see if I won pope]

dang...